A modern woman ended up in Ponyville and promptly met a familiar background pony. But that idyllic setting was not to be where they stayed. Instead they fell together through a hole between realities. They landed someplace else that wasn't all friendship and rainbows, Everglow.

This story is a sequel to Beer and a Knife Fight 2: Celestia Discovers Iced Tea

Twilight and Celestia have endured quite a lot in the course of their relationship. Now, poised on the cusp of matrimony, a sudden revelation threatens to tear their love asunder. By the end of the day, life as they know it will end. The South will rise. The fabric of space-time will be rent asunder. Words will be said that cannot be unsaid. And one thing's for sure:

There will be beer and knife fights.

tw: epic offscreen sword fights, Southernisms, super-double secret incest, convoluted plots, more than enough mind-control, and considerable amounts of trolling.

Cover by iisaw!

"Shades of Man of Steel... before everything turned into everything." -Icy Shake

Two thousand years after Nightmare Moon's banishment, Equestria thrives. Celestia rules with her six princesses, six powerful Alicorns, given charge over different parts of rulership, using their powers and wisdom to make sure Equestria prospers.

Or, that is the official story, anyway.

In truth, after installing countless unstable cybernetics, Celestia has gone mad, and the Alicorns aren't much better. Ponies regularly disappear when they start to question things publicly. Wars are waged, species are slaughtered, and androids are kept as slaves, bought and sold as property.

Vinyl Scratch was a musician, owned by Fancy Pants. Her life had been well, really, but before she knows it, she finds herself thrust into the midst of conspiracies and rebels. Discord, an organization bent on overthrowing Celestia and bringing equality to androids, takes her in and keeps her safe. Vinyl wants to fight for what's right, but deep down, she wonders what is truly the right thing to do.

A bit of a twist on a stereotypical cyberpunk setting. While we have the evil government and the rebels, it does focus on more messages of harmony and friendship than you'd normally see. While 'the tree of liberty must be watered with blood of tyrants', it is necessary to 'love your neighbor as yourself', too.

Updates will be rare, but as I am working on this whenever I have time, it will not be set to 'hiatus'.

Okay, now for content warning:

--Foul language: As it should, it depends on the character speaking. Curses are usually going to be few and far between, but a few characters swear like sailors (or cyberpunk gangsters, as it were.)

--Violence and death: People have guns, and people get shot. I will not write graphic descriptions of violence, but it will be on screen.

--References to rape and brothels: Androids, as slaves, are used as prostitutes against their will in some places. I will not go deep into that, but it does happen in this setting.

--References and use of drugs: Without knowing too much about different kinds of real world drugs, I simply made up one I called 'Salt licks'. It is highly addictive and physically damaging.

A series of scary stories featuring characters from the equestrian girls series. Inspire by scary stories to tell in the dark and tales from the crypt.

Author note: In this universe the characters are regular humans so no parallel pony world or rainbows laser and such.

Luna is banished. The civil war has finally ended after five long years of grueling war that nearly tore Equestria apart. Now, however, when Equestria needs her most Celestia has disappeared and left her country leaderless. In her place, the three regents of Equestria have been appointed, the Lord Protector of Equestria Hurricane, the Chancellor of Equestria Puddinghead, and the Princess-Regent of Equestria Platinum. Alongside their trusted friends they must hold together a fragile Equestria on the verge of falling apart and protect it from threats both within and without. Troubling times are ahead for Equestria for this is the age of the Equestrian Regency.

The caribou are pushing back and pushing hard against Equestria, wanting nothing more then to enslave the whole lot of them and turn all of the mares into willing whores for Diann's pleasure. However... they didn't expect a long dead race... to aid Equestria in their time of need.

Even in death... we fight.

Story hit the feature box 1/24/2017

A chance encounter between two like-minded individuals turns into something a lot more personal.

Warning: contains innuendo and Tom x Boulder shipping. Blame SomeponyScribbles. Thank him for the picture on the way out.

This is a silly story. It was written as a challenge and contains little-to-no seriousness... or plot... or anything really.

They say the beginning of a story could be the hardest part to get through. Which is understandable when you have so much to cover. Figuring out when to start when there’s so much that happened, can be a challenge. 

Determining when things went right.

And when they went really, really wrong…

I guess I should just start by introducing myself, shouldn’t I?

My name is North Star.

And this is the story of me trying to be the greatest hero in Equestria.

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Hey I'm back with my first ever RGRE fic! Hope you enjoy! I know I've been dead for almost a decade but I wanted to come back!

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Notice, January 4th: Hey dropping this down here cuz the next chapter isn’t ready yet. I’m not dead! Had a ton of irl junk going on. Was in a car accident and was in the hospital for a while, but I’m back now! Just getting resettled and I’ll be posting again soon! Miss you guys!

The School of Friendship's first annual Graduation Dance is taking place, and everyone is excited to be there! Everyone except for Gallus.

Also, Smolder spiked the punch.

Also, she may or may not have a liter of vodka tucked away somewhere in her dorm.

Also, Gallus might not be in the best possible mood to be drinking.

Proofread by semillon, Jack of a Few Trades, MissytheAngy, and Bandy.

Ambre, Sarah, and Laurence do not seem to have that much in common besides living in the same city of southern France, and sharing a birthday on May 1^st. However, the three of them will soon have to come together, as chance and fate force upon them the greatest change they ever experienced – forever altering their bodies, their minds, and their very lives.

How would you react, if suddenly you were cast into a skin not your own, and all you thought you knew about yourself or your place in the world was upended?

Treat it as a blessing, a new beginning, letting go of what once was? Try to hold on to yourself, while adapting to circumstances?

Or fight and reject it all, whatever the cost..?

Though we follow the same characters from start to finish as they learn to deal with their transformed lives, each Part of this tale is its own adventure, focusing on a specific plot and themes:

This is a sidefic set in the 'Five Score, Divided by Four' universe created by TwistedSpectrum. I recommend the original fic, as well as the various subsequent sidefics by other authors, but neither are required for enjoying the present tale, which is conceived as a stand-alone story exploring other corners of this universe. The fic does not currently take into account the 2019 update of Five Score, Divided by Four.