Bobert lived a relatively normal life. He woke up, tended to the farm, abandoned his kids played with the children, and scammed passing visitors to the village.

However, one fateful night was all it'd take to change all of that forever.

A single bite. That's all it took for Bobert to fall to the undead. Were it not for the noble efforts of one of his scam victims trusted trading partners, Bobert wouldn't never seen the light of day again. At least, not without getting himself set on fire.

So anyway, Bobert decided it'd be neat to check out the swirly portal thing and now he's in Equestria. Equestria has pumpkins. Bobert must acquire them all.

Villagers were harmed in the making of this story.

Doofenshmirtz presses otherdimensionator, it malfunctions and takes him to Equestria.
It’s very funny.

Try not to pee your pants.

In their haste to get back home and escape the bots following them, so they can fight off the Evil Doofensmirtz before he can take over their own world, they found themselves sidetracked in a dimension unlike the others they visited, just off the path they meant to take back.

The big man, the one with the D, Mister Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, the one that makes you go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

Dr. Doof decides that Equestria is an easier conquering target than the tri-state area. With the power of his "Mirror Portal-inator", he's going to rule Equestria! And next, maybe the tri-state area, too. Maybe.

He proceeds to be forced to go home due to indirectly causing massive property damage in Ponyville.

what am I doing with my life

In Danville, Equestria, an unassuming pair of colts named Phineas and Ferb have decided to make the most of their summer vacation by doing extraordinary things each and every day. Let’s follow these boys, their friends, sister, and pet as they take part in miraculous feats of ingenuity, daring, and improbable contrivance.

This is the retelling of one of the most beloved cartoons of the last decade, as told with the cultural norms of Equestria.

A crossover of the boy geniuses Phineas and Ferb and My Little Pony through a portal. With the help of Twilight and her friends they go on adventures for a few days while their parents are on vacation for two weeks.

This story is a sequel to Hippie Fluttershy Enjoys Some Plotless Porn While Looking Out the Window

Pinkie Pie experiments with some new artistic techniques that not everybody in Ponyville likes. She persists despite relentless criticism and is eventually vindicated.

When Rainbow Dash's pranking gets out of hand, the other ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine. However, Doofenshmirtz's latest "-inator" accidentally turns the ponies of Ponyville into contagious mindless replusive cookie-craving zombie ponies who run rampant all over Danville. Phineas, Ferb, Perry and the gang must work together and avoid becoming mindless replusive cookie-craving zombie ponies themselves.

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Originally for SWC (Scratch Writing Camp). I barely copy-pasted it lol!
This story is set somewhere after season 6 of MLP, and the summer vacation after the one all the episodes of P&F take place.