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Nov
24th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E68 | Crystal Ball | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary) · 3:09am Nov 24th, 2023

Izzy is DJ Scratch
Who's this new unicorn and why does it have a crystal horn?
Obviously, Misty gets in the way, like always.
Comet? Never heard of it.
"Did you say something arrived?" - did she just bite her lip as if I sent her something?
Wait, what's going on? There's a notepad(?) and a ticket inside(?) and Starlight Glimmer(?)? Wtf?
Nova Charms? Portal? What's going on?
Izzy is thinking with portals.

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Aug
25th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E59 | Moon Festival (my commentary) · 11:00am Aug 25th, 2023

We start with China vibes...
...and then the moon falls down, killing everypony.
"Run for your lives!" the pegasus says while flying toward danger
Queen doesn't give a flying feather about the massive loss of life.
Pipp is afraid of getting banished to the moon.
Pegassi gained a new power of bio-electricity?
Ponies are turning into superheroes.
Royal fox? Is the Queen into furries?

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Apr
6th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Episode 49 (my commentary) · 7:51pm Apr 6th, 2023

Base jumping! From a cloud?
So much equipment. No parachute though?
Opaline always comes out at the worst times.
She must have some quality VR gear to be so immersed.
And smog flows forward instead of back because that's how smoke works?
Oh, so she does have a parachute after all.
Can Opaline actually hold on in this form? I thought she was a hologram.

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Feb
9th
2023

Episode 45: 🦄 Ponykind Parade-emonium | Tell Your Tale | Carnival in Equestria · 4:13pm Feb 9th, 2023

What is this, a Brazilian exhibition?
"Not to uni my own corn." - corn of the world, unite!
Sunny, the costumes aren't big, you're just small.
Zip is as itchy as when she wore a furtight bodysuit:

TZipp Wears a Furtight Bodysuit
Zipp is forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable, clingy, entrapping, dumb fabric.
Bad Dragon · 2k words  ·  40  16 · 1.1k views

Sherifing - a legit verb.
Hitch will lick the streets to test their cleanness.
They killed Kenny, those bastards! - Oh, wait, Kenny is still alive.

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Nov
1st
2022

Write 15+ words and win my writing competition · 9:36am Nov 1st, 2022

I think we can all agree that the show doesn't provide us with all the lore. There are some holes left. Lingering questions unanswered.

And that's what fanfictions are for. We expand the lore. We address the open questions.

So, here's a pressing question that still haunts me. Why, oh why does everypony have a fetish for furtight bodysuits?

You don't believe me?
I'm not talking just about the Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts:

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Aug
29th
2022

I just got featured! My life is complete. · 9:11pm Aug 29th, 2022

Getting featured on my site was my goal since I came here a decade ago, but I never quite managed it. My stories were too dark for the populace.

Well, technically my novel got featured that one time for one of its 50 chapters, but other than that, my life's goal was never quite complete. Until today!

If I die right now, I shall die a happy man, and here's the proof:

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Aug
29th
2022

Another day, another story finished · 5:33pm Aug 29th, 2022

As you know, I just published the last chapter of my story about a Tentacle pony.

But never mind that. I’m on the roll! You see, there’s another writing contest I want to win. So here’s another story I published just now:

TZipp Wears a Furtight Bodysuit
Zipp is forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable, clingy, entrapping, dumb fabric.
Bad Dragon · 2k words  ·  40  16 · 1.1k views
Report Bad Dragon · 114 views · #Too tight #new story
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