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MrNumbers · 4k words  ·  175  33 · 2.5k views

Possibly the most fun I've had writing anything in a long time.

Understanding of the Beanis cinematic universe is not a prerequisite, but will possibly improve your reading experience. Alternatively, taking all of this out of context might enhance it even more. I don't know. Just... enjoy.