While many might view Cadance as an alicorn or a goddess figure worthy of worship, Shining Armor knew her as a mare. His odd views were further reinforced by his daughters, alicorns both of them, alicorns that he had fathered. A sense of reverence and being a good parent were incompatible, which left him with the most peculiar view of alicorns; they were ponies. At some point, Shining Armor had become completely detached from the natural reverence that most ponies had for alicorns. He

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TLies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

Before this is through, Shining Armor will need a vacation from his vacation.

• Sex
• Cadance
• Shining Armor
• Flurry Heart

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Beloved by critics everywhere! A flawless, perfect tale of romance! Chance are if you've read this far into this message, you're already hooked. Come! Take a vacation and read a story about a vacation.