So as you can see, the 9th has come and gone and the smut fics are still here. I've decided to leave them up for now, but if I decide to write others, those will probably go to an alt account or be set at a time where everyone involved is unambiguously of an adult age.

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So while I've been doing other things, I've also been planning out various stories for the Smash & Grab series. Here's some titles to tease you with.

Stealing Las Pegasus
The Rainbow Express
The Dortmunder Effect
Burn Applewood Burn
The Mareis Job

The origins of Smash & Grab!

So, my job is changing my work hours. Downside: I go back to working five 8-hour shifts a week instead of four 10-hour shifts. Also I don't actually start until about 11:30 AM. I hate swing shift hours.

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If you enjoyed today's MLP episode and want more heist action...

May I suggest this?

When I write a lot of my stories, they're usually inspired by various things that I've watched, read, or encountered. "Smash & Grab" and the subsequent planned stories have plenty of these and I thought I'd share them with you, because dammit, more people need exposure to heist stories.

Movies

Ocean's 11 (1960)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Ocean's Twelve
Ocean's Thirteen
Ocean's Eight
Tower Heist
The Pink Panther (1964)
Return of the Pink Panther
Entrapment

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Announcement:

The next story in the Smash & Grab continuity, Jeers and Charming in Las Pegasus, has been retitled to Stealing Las Pegasus.

Earlier blog posts will be updated with this new title.

Thank you.

... Sunset, darling, I think I've found one...

...You seriously expect us to take on one of the most powerful men in Las Pegasus, steal something he wears all the time, and just walk out of town without him even knowing who we are?...

... I'm investigating the theft of the Amarezon Carcanet from the Canterlot City Museum a couple of weeks ago...

... Don't test me, young lady. I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy...

... I think I'm going to stay here in Las Pegasus...

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Just in case you were wondering what the Mane 7 look like in Smash & Grab.

Yes, I drew this.

Since I've seen a lot of people do the same for their series/continuities, I figured I'd get a head start on mine.

Here's where you can find all of the stories in the Smash & Grab continuity, in chronological order.

Borrowed Time: A lot can happen in ten years. For Sunset Shimmer, it means the loss of a homeland, a final request from the Princess of Friendship, and the inescapable march of time.

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Okay, so when I finished In the Days That Followed, I had set myself a loose schedule of what remaining unfinished and as yet unwritten stories I was going to tackle next. I needed to finish A Is For..., and I promised myself that I'd write the "missing" fantasy sequences from Sunset Sexytimes as a thank you to the readers who liked it and got it into the Featured box for almost a full week. Following that, I was going to turn my attention to the circus-themed Equestrian

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