Level 25 · 6:19am Apr 7th, 2014
As I begin my 25th revolution around the sun, I’m inclined to think back to the very beginning. I was born at an early age, you see, and after the trials and tribulations of labor, the doctors congratulated my mom on a job well done. She turned to them, suspicious of whether they had pulled a fast one and were trying to dupe her with an oversized raisin.