BRUH WHAT THE FUCK?!

Okay, hol' the fuck up. I can't, for the life of me say I ever saw this coming. Especially with what was originally supposed to be a one-shot

Yep, that's right. Lack of Tact, the very same fucker who just put his name down even though you already know who wrote this blogpost, hit
One.
Fucking.
Kay
likes on a goddamn story.

A goddamn story that irritated me to no fucking end.

Fucking end me

Hey folks, Tact here with status updates for both "Anon Saves Equestria, er..." and its sequels.

I. FUCKING. FORGOT. TO. FINISH. THE. DAMN. STORY. AGAIN.
FUCKING. CHRIST.

It, apparently, was a dream. I was thinking to myself, in dreamland, that I was so thankful to have finished this godawful story so I can finally just work on the sequel(s). And here I was believing that for a solid hour until I went over to my stories page and saw it, still marked as, 'Incomplete'. Godfuckingdammit.

Is... is that saying something about me?

Bah, whatever. So, an explanation for the fifteen minute chapter; I'm at work and on break and I had a really stupid idea. Like, punch Tirek in the balls over and over again stupid. So I decided, fuck it, I've got break time to spare, so I smoked a cigarette, wrote it down, and submitted it.

Or The One Where Tact Wants to Die

Because if I can't stop myself, how could they?

Jesus, two updates in two days. Unheard of from me, innit?

Anyway, so, the date is in an hour, we're heading to a coffee shop. It's gonna be fucking weird—a, uh, a cool weird, but whatever. You're not here for my life story, but for my shit one.

Okay, so, directly after I get home I'm dedicating time for the original Anon story of mine, the final fucking chapter. Spoiler; HE FUCKING DIES. IT. IS. THE. DEATH. OF. ANON!

Ya guy somehow got a date tomorrow.

It's gonna be weird, but whatever about that; fuckin' finally gonna finish off my shit-list for you guys.

Oh, also, got a, ah, a pre-sequel planned out. Expect that to drop after I'm done with "Anon Saves Equestria, er..."

As usual, it's gonna be fucking stupid, but I hope you guys enjoy it nonetheless lmfao

Don't.

Anyway, the truest of all chapters is almost done.

I hate myself.

What unholy creature decided it would be a good idea to do this? And who the Hell put "Anon Saves Equestria, er..." as Incomplete again?!

o wait, it me

That's right, that really godawful story of Anon is back and worse than ever. Now, upcoming, with an actual fucking ending alongside a horrid sequel.