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Jun
27th
2018

Royal duties · 7:10pm Jun 27th, 2018

“Gosling!”

The sudden, unexpected outburst from Celestia almost made Gosling jump out of his skin and he just about dropped the wine glass wedged between his primaries. Sometimes, a pony could be too cheerful and enthusiastic. At least he hadn’t choked on his wine. Grinning, his teeth a ruddy mauve colour from the sweet, spiced wine, he turned about to address the pony that had called his name.

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Feb
11th
2018

Pretty! · 4:37pm Feb 11th, 2018

Nov
21st
2017

Potentially cut content for Swans · 4:16pm Nov 21st, 2017

Powerful shudders of revulsion felt as though they would tear Gosling limb from limb. The potion? Indescribable. He could feel things slithering beneath the flesh of his wings as bowling balls bounced together inside of his guts. Eyes wide, teeth bared, Gosling was forced to endure the most unpleasant of sensations, and he reminded himself that this was to get his wings back. The contents of his stomach boiled back up into his mouth, and he was forced to swallow, because he had to keep

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Oct
23rd
2017

Pulling back the curtain · 4:05am Oct 23rd, 2017

The both of them stood there, now in silence, listening to the rumbling roar of the cascading water that filled the pool. Celestia’s titters had faded into a warm expression of concern at Gosling’s words. Now, they just stared at one another, sometimes blinking, and their fuzzy ears twitched with hopeful anticipation of future words.

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Oct
17th
2017

Because people have been asking me · 4:57am Oct 17th, 2017

Grinning, Gosling was in the mood to ‘seize the day.’ He strutted, thinking about how his wings would soon be restored, and today, for some reason, he was just full of vigour. The morning report had been stimulating, he had caught Luna just before she had gone to bed to say a few kind words to her, and now he was about to investigate reports that there was a nervous white alicorn loose in the castle.

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Jul
17th
2017

Celestia teaches Twilight Sparkle history · 3:37am Jul 17th, 2017

“—it’s funny that you should ask about that, Twilight. You see, the animosity between ponies and dragons began when one very smart dragon convinced one exceptionally dumb pony that rubbing butter all over their pelt would leave them shiny, sleek, and beautiful.” Pausing, but only to draw breath, Celestia ignored Twilight’s stupefied blank stare, she kept going. “All of a sudden, butter farmers became rather well to do, as there was a market run on butter, you see. Ponies were rubbing

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Jul
8th
2017

So, this is a thing · 4:57pm Jul 8th, 2017

For all of you Perilous Gestation of Swans readers...

From Boulder.

ZOMG, I’m dying!

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Jun
27th
2017

An excerpt · 3:22am Jun 27th, 2017

Coming to an intersection in the hallway, Celestia paused, hearing quite a clatter. Yes, yes, a commotion was coming this way. Ears perking, Celestia wondered if what she was hearing was the guard running down the hallway perhaps, maybe because they were in a hurry? This was more than a ruckus, and was approaching a full blown cacophony.

HUZZAH!

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May
28th
2017

Absotootly awesome fan art · 4:58am May 28th, 2017

Apr
29th
2017

A little promotion · 9:58pm Apr 29th, 2017

There is a forum post you should see...

The center did not hold.

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Apr
29th
2017

Next time, on Swans, Gosling becomes a pretty alicorn princess · 3:25am Apr 29th, 2017

What marvellous places she must go, Gosling thought to himself while looking at the magnificent white mare who reclined in graceful repose. She had taken a different form of flight, leaving her physical body somewhat vulnerable. Oh, not that she was vulnerable, being an immortal alicorn, but she could have things like mustaches drawn on her muzzle and what not.

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Apr
25th
2017

Dark moon · 3:37pm Apr 25th, 2017

There were a lot of ponies gathered around the table for lunch. It was an intimate setting, with quite a number of ponies and a rather small, short table. Well, the table was enormous, by Gosling’s standards, but there were larger tables in the castle, with more room to spread out. Everypony seemed to be present for lunch.

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Apr
23rd
2017

Next time, on Swans · 2:23am Apr 23rd, 2017

Gosling was no stranger to hustle, and he did that now so he could meet with Purple Party. No doubt, there was a lot to do and very little time to do it, because that was the natural order of things. Beans and Toast followed along behind him, keeping up with his fleet pace with no trouble at all on their part.

“Cor, that Prince Blueblood is a tosser,” Toast muttered while her hooves clattered against the marble tile floor. “What a right git.”

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Apr
22nd
2017

What is the I.E.P. you ask · 2:21am Apr 22nd, 2017

Clearing her throat once more, and perhaps sounding a bit impatient, Luna proceeded to keep going. “The I.E.A. is the Individuals with Exceptional Abilities act—”

Gosling said nothing about calling it the ‘I.W.E.A.A.’

“ —and it is a proposal that would allow the swearing in of exceptional individuals as regional constables, granting them powers of detainment and arrest—”

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Apr
21st
2017

I never fail to laugh · 5:23am Apr 21st, 2017

Here is where I find much needed inspiration for Gosling.

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Apr
20th
2017

Pillow talk · 8:43pm Apr 20th, 2017

“Hey, hey yous, what’s your mind, Sunshine?”

“My mane,” Celestia replied in a teasing voice as she turned her head and angled it down to look Gosling in the eye.

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Apr
16th
2017

Who is a pretty pegasus? · 4:01pm Apr 16th, 2017

There was a very pretty pony in the mirror, yes indeed. Gosling admired himself in the somewhat fogged over bathroom window, adoring his own reflection, and admiring his own perfect wings. Turning them at the joint, he angled them forwards, revealing the topside of his feathers to the mirror, and then turning them at the joint once more, he angled them backwards, revealing their downy undersides.

There was no pegasus more pretty or perfect.

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Apr
16th
2017

The new chapter of Swans · 2:25am Apr 16th, 2017

Is going to be comedy gold. There is a link to the WIP in the group forums.

I've had a lot of vodak, and I'm sipping on a bit more.

Feels good, mang.

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Apr
15th
2017

When a friendship just fits · 8:30pm Apr 15th, 2017

Luna looked nervous and this made Celestia worry. It also appeared that Luna had not slept, thus further increasing the worry that Celestia felt. It was a big sister thing, one tended to worry about one’s manic-depressive little sister when she had not slept. She also seemed distracted, out of sorts, and fretful.

“Luna, you look a little blue…”

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Apr
14th
2017

So, question time! · 10:07pm Apr 14th, 2017

What is the E.U.P. I.E.A., other than a really bad acronym?

Have fun with it, and you'll be finding out soon in a coming chapter of The Perilous Gestation of Swans.

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