I apologize for how long the Cadance chapter has taken. I'm just... not sure how to write a Tatzlpony without including vorish elements. I'll try to finish it up within the next couple weeks. After that, because I've started the rewrite of Waking Nightmares, the chapter after the Cadance chapter for DNB will be the final one, featuring Twilight Sparkle.

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Some very silly people decided to do a reading of DNB. Prologue's already done, as is the first chapter, released today!

Here's the prologue.
Here's the first chapter.

Enjoy! I know I did!

Some RL issues have come up and I can't update the story right away. I'll try to have it by next week.

So Videomaster21XX wrote a sidestory for Discord's New Business. It's based off of the new chapter, and introduces a character at the nightclub who WASN'T a jerk to the Crusaders.

I like it! It's good. I'm declaring it officially to be optional canon to Discord's New Business. Give it a read!

Rainbow Dash: "...Okay, I give up. What the heck is a tatzlpony?"

Discord: "I'm entering an experimental phase of the business! Monster-pony fusions! A pony will be infused with all the most notable traits of a monster! In this case, a tatzlwyrm!"

Rarity: "...Why a tatzlwyrm?"

Discord: "I think they're cute. Why do you think I tricked Purple Smart and Lovebutt into going to find one? Just to be mean?"

Applejack: "Yes."

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders won the character poll, and age manipulation won the transformation poll! The Crusaders become adults and go on a vacation to Manehattan to see a show on Bridleway!

Next time, we're doing something different. The transformation is already picked (Tatzlpony), but you pick who changes! Click here to vote!

It's time once again for a new chapter of Discord's New Business! This time, Sunset Shimmer gets transformed, but not in the way she wanted, because Transformation Error won the poll! See how things go delightfully wrong for her!

Next time, we're back to the double polls, this time with multiple click options available! Pick the character here and the transformation here!

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FINALLY got through my writer’s block.

Anyway. Celestia. Seaponies. Guest stars from the upcoming movie. Enjoy!

I have a specific character in mind for the next chapter. Sunset Shimmer. Vote for what she turns into here.

Enjoy!

THe real reason the new chapter of Discord's New Business is taking so long: Writer's block.

Seriously, I have no idea what to write for this chapter. I had a wonderful idea for Celestia/Transformation error when it looked like that was going to win, but for Celestia/Seapony, the best I can come up with is that she goes to visit the seapony queen from the upcoming movie and... that's it. I don't know what to write beyond that.

I'm sorry, everyone.

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Things came up yesterday that were beyond my control.

I will try and get the new chapter done today.

Trixie hijacks the story for this one folks. Hope you enjoy it.

Anyway. I like the way this poll went, so I'm gonna do it again. Pick the character and transformation you want for next chapter!

Yesterday was a bad day for me, and I just needed time to myself...

Sorry for the late post, folks.

Anyway, here's the newest chapter of Discord's New Business. It's shorter, but sillier than the last one, and it also contains some of the fallout from what happened last time.

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Discord's New Business now has a TV Tropes page! Life is awesome sometimes. Thanks to whomever made it.

Luna tries on her new body. And this time, we're branching out from the mane cast!

Next time, Fancy Pants goes for a transformation! Please vote for what he changes into right here!

This weekend was busier than I expect, and that's why the chapter is up late. I do sincerely apologize.

Anyway. Rainbow Dash's chapter! I hope you enjoy.

Next up, we have the Princess of the Night. Vote here to pick what she changes into!

Several RL things came up and it looks like I"m not going to get the new chapter of Discord's New business up today. I will have it up sometime tomorrow.

Griffon won the Rainbow Dash poll by a large margin. Once i finish and post the chapter, I will make the new poll.

Originally, the chapter where Rarity became a dragon was going to be a non-canon post. Something to show what might have happened if Diamond Dog hadn't suddenly pulled ahead.

I got an idea, though, on how to make it canon. I just rewrote a few sections of it.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this bonus chapter. Please remember to vote in the Rainbow Dash poll.

WOW!

Holy jalapena, that came out of nowhere.

We actually had a voting battle for this new chapter, featuring Rarity's transformation.

For a while it seemed like Dragon was going to dominate, but Diamond Dog came out of nowhere to get the big win.

Diamond Dog won the vote with a whopping 184 votes out of 444!

Dragon came REALLY close though, getting 171 votes.

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Holy hell...

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When I looked at the poll this morning, Dragon was ahead, and I started writing the chapter accordingly.

However, when I checked just now, Diamond Dog had pulled ahead.

There is a BATTLE in the poll for the fate of Rarity's transformation.

Hm...

I will write both chapters. One for Dragon, one for Diamond Dog.

The poll OFFICIALLY CLOSES at 5PM Eastern Standard Time.

I will post the winner's chapter then.

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New chapter up, with the results for Starlight Glimmer! See the results of her transformation in the linked story!

That being said, everyone's favorite fashionista is up next! Vote for Rarity's transformation here!