I've been peckin' at this story for over half a year, and what do I have to show for it?
Trash.
Garbage.
Scraps.
I've got maybe half a chapter's worth of usable material, and it's not even the right chapter!
So you know what?
Screw it!
Screw Halo, I'mma write some clop.

Get back to work, and get stuff done.
Especially a certain unfinished story that has been gathering dust for far too long.