♫ I am the last plushie pony
left in this consignment store bin.
They bought all the others this morning,
when the Black Friday rush was let in.
Though my mane may be matted and faded,
I was once quite a mare in my day.
Will the child you once were, give me life once again,
and take me home with you today?
Parents that brawled for the toy of the year,
cursed as they tripped over me.
Show of hands, who here knows what Build-A-Bear is?
Who has seen one near where they live?
Have you ever been inside one?
Who has actually gotten something from there?
I can't stand Build-A-Bear!
BUT that isn't to say that I don't like the place. I love it! I love the idea of it!
This is a sad blog post.
In the halcyon days of the Brony fandom, at the height of 2012, Brony merch could be found everywhere.
I don't mean pony merch. I mean pony merch targeted at adult men. Such as these men's pajamas. [Link]
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