The curtain parted and Buttery Snake galloped onto the stage to the applause and cheers of adoring fans (most of whom, of course, being digital recordings of applause and cheers).
“Hello FimFiction!” he called to the crowd, waving. “And welcome to the inaugural episode of the Buttery Snake Show! Now with fifty percent more butter, and seven percent fewer rattlesnakes in the complimentary egg salad! Although with age of that egg salad, the snakes are the least of your worries.

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