I've been dead for a while.

But now I'm not.

Or something.

uh

potato

take that unidentified pineapples are overrat--oh wait he's dead too

too bad i still talk to him frequently on discord

i'll just bother him after this or something maybe probably uh frick what was I talking about OH YEAH

So I'm back kinda... I kinda fell out of the fandom for a bit due to real life stuff, college, y'know, that kind of stuff.

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This is a useless blog post.

It is useless.

This totally wasn't made just to boost my blog count.

#RoadTo100

P.S: I'm not dead, college has just been busy.

Kappa.

That is all.

No, there's no new HiLiE info yet, college's being a bitch pls send halp.

So I bet you're all wondering what's going on with HiLiE, and why Arc 3.5 exists.

Well, as you can already tell by the title of this blog post, I'm here to proudly announce Arc 4, the final arc of HiLiE.

OMG! THE FINAL ARC, IT'S ALL OVER, NOOOOOOOOO

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Starring: -insert joke about shadows here- as: "Luna"
And a pineapple as the retard who kept getting renamed.

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Featuring ShadowMonkey as: "Luna"
and That random faggot who still hasn't sinned Arc 3 and Arc 3.5 like c'mon man what the hell is your pro— as that guy who kept getting renamed by yours truly.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

I've been a little busy recently, been applying to this one college I found, trying to get everything ready for January, which is when classes start. I've also been saving up for a few games that I wanna get, so that's a thing too.

I also turned 18 like 9 days ago, so that's kinda fun too.

...not really.

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So as of writing this, the chapter hasn't been posted just yet. But it will be up just seconds after I hit the "post" button on this blog post. So before anything, go check out the chapter before reading this blog post.

Done? Alright good. If you haven't read the chapter and are still here, then I'm not gonna try to stop you.

Now, you're probably already asking: "Godson, why was this called 'Arc 3.5'?"

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Now this is something I'd never expect to see from something I made, 66 likes, 15 dislikes, and the number of comments reaching 100!

That alone is something to celebrate.

...Wait, no. These are stats for HiLiE... That story's not even that goo—

Ah well, it's still worth celebrating.

As for our 100th comment:

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It took us a while, but we finally finished Arc 3, and for the next 11 days, we'll be posting the next chapter of the Arc until it's over.

Hopefully you'll enjoy the shitfest that ensues in the story, because Shadow, Quigzerz and I sure got a good laugh from the majority of it all.

Thanks for sticking around this long, and here's to hoping you'll enjoy what's to come!

Have you ever tried to read a fic while you're angry, only to be left with a sad cliffhanger?

...It's not fun.

HiLiE Arc 3 soon, hopefully, idk, waiting on art.

How I Kissed My Waifu reached 1,337 views today.

N-nothing special about that. I just thought it was a fun thing to mention.

”JORGE! LET ME OUTTA HERE!”

Jorge rolled his eyes. “I warned him…”

”SERIOUSLY! JORGE! I DON’T LIKE BEING LOCKED UP IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET! THERE’S SO MUCH WEIRD SHIT IN HERE! OH GOD, IS THAT A TENTACLE?!”

Shadow looked up at the cuban, raising an eyebrow at the familiar sound of asian screaming. “Huh?”

“Don’t worry about it.” Jorge shook his head. “Just Ish being retarded, as usual.”

“Oh.”

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So the thing we were waiting for to finish the last two chapters of Arc 3 is finished, and now we are trying to get past this brick wall that our past selves left for us.

...Great.

On the bright side, expect Arc 3 to show up soon.

Like the title says, I found an old review I did for this magnificent faggot person, also known as "Unidentified"

And then I found this.

Unidentified, I know you're reading this. I know you're here right now reading this blog written by the cuban who forced you to review the living sh*tpost of a story.

Which is why I'm calling out to you.

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I wasn't joking earlier, and I'm not joking now.

What is this project, you asked?

I was forced to do it. And I have no clue how to feel about it.

I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE.

ARC THREE IS CONFIRMED.

The funny thing is, it was never really a surprise.

For those of you who've read the author's note, it went as follows:

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This is all I have to say.

Until the next time.

P.S: ffs quigz y u do dis

My non-existent fanbase: OMG WHERE'S EQUESTRIA'S TIME!? IS HILIE OVER!?

Calm down. I'm not dead. I'm still around. And I'm still writing. Not as often as I used to, but you can blame life for getting in the way...

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So, I've been inactive from fimfiction for about two weeks, the first week was mostly just checking feed and notifications every now and then, which were mostly just people adding HiLiE to their bookshelves. The second week, I didn't even log on.

Here's why.

^ I think this creates the "read more" button to take you to the full blog... If not, I was wrong, and Unidentified would need to correct me because this is all his fault.

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Meanwhile, on a Discord chat for a minecraft server:

"I can go all day with this, Goddy!"

"I can go all day with this, Goddy!"

"...with this, Goddy!"

"Goddy!"

"Goddy!"

PINKIE PIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!