But I'm so FOCUSED ON POKEMON RIGHT NOW!!!

How do I get this done? How do I reconcile this?!

..... Wait....

Has anyone out there not made the most hilariously obscene thing you could and have the whole town trill it over and over again?

Me, I chose "Repel Parties". Because it sounds like that their all huffing Repel fumes.

*pssshhhhhht* "I don't know what's more fun! The Repel chemicals or the aerasol! Why are my eyes bleeding?"

To protect the world from devistation...

To unite all peoples within our nation...

To denounce the evils of 'truth' and 'love'...

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Way too much is happening today for me to write my actual fic, so instead have this little fan theory I came up with.

We all know the Tragedy of the Saddest Thing in the World, the Lonely Pokemon Cubone.

Constantly in grief for the loss of its mother, it wears her skull as a helmet. Oftentimes the cry of a Cubone is said to easily break the hearts of trainers.

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I have cast the rest of the Mane 6, Bulk Biceps and Maud Pie. I need one more, preferably somepony who fits the Water Type.

GOOD NEWS

I am getting a guy in for my furnace tomorrow, by the day after I should have heat. It also looks as if it is not going to interfere with my Omega Ruby pre-order.

BAD NEWS

Wrote the latest chapter of AWWMD on my phone. It refused to save, I lost 2000 words worth of work.

I'mma PM knighty now....

This is Skitty

It is the size of a housecat.

This is Wailord

It is the size of a sperm whale.

They can breed. Very easily.

Who are you to judge? Who are you to stand in the way of their love?!?!

Live to win!
'Til ya die!
Til the light dies in your eyes!
Live to win!
Take it all!
Just keep fighting 'til you fall!
Day by day!
Kick it all the way!
I'm not cavin' in!
Let another round begin!
Live to win!

Next chapter may be out by tomorrow.

My family is made up of the most infuriating people on the planet.

My mother panics about everything, and I do mean FUCKING EVERYTHING.

My brother is the most infuriatingly negative person I know. These are all REAL THINGS that were said to me.

1) The world is probably going to end in a nuclear inferno.

2) Every show I like ever is going to turn to crap, including Flash, Doctor Who, and MLP.

3) I'm probably going to have to drop out of collage.

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Ponyville Gym Leader: Pinkie Pie

Badge: LaughterBadge

Title: The Super Duper Party Pony!

Tyoe: Fairy

Pokemon:
Togepi
Level: 12

Wigglytuff
Level: 14

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Read it! Read it for the sad rabbit!

MAKE BUNNY LESS SAD!!!

You remember the infamous Episode "Primeape Goes Bananas!" wherein Brock refers to onigiri as jelly donuts no less than 7 times in the space of a minute. Twice when he is pointing DIRECTLY AT THEM.

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I would like to thank NINJA-PON3 for his advice, even though I didn't end up taking it. It did actually help.

Please read, rate and comment.

It was gonna be out today, but then some stuff happened. May still be once I calm down.