Working a full-time job in landscaping for a summer... does not bode well for free time. It's hard work, 6 days a week from waking up at 5 am to getting back at 4-6 pm, but it pays pretty well, too. I'm also getting just a little bit ripped.

Gotta pay that rent.

Applejack's smile of approval.

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Summer is indeed coming... which means I'm going to have some free time to work with. Which means more writing!

You: But wait, Arwhale! Isn't it the case that every single time you make one of these blogs telling us that we will see more writing from you over the summer, you never end up writing more and end up failing miserably?

Yep.

You: fuck you lel

Yeah. I agree. But here it is anyway.

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Guys and gals... I'm not mentally stable right now. Well, I don't think I have been for a while, now, but today went too far.

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It's up. Here's the link: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/201134/3/dont-open-your-eyes-scoot/suffer

EDIT: This story is, unfortunately, not finished, yet. I'm estimating about 5000 words more. Maybe more. I dunno. I'm sorry for going back on my plans yet again, but this chapter was getting too long to put into one thing. It's almost 10000 words now.

I know it's been a horrendously long wait for the final chapter of Don't Open Your Eyes, Scoot. As such, I feel like I owe you guys. So, here's a sneak peek.

Enjoy. Quick note below the end of the sneak peek.

...(SNEAK PEEK BELOW)...

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Word to the wise/ those that aren't planning on killing themselves... if you plan on going for a run, do not ever, and I mean ever, eat a whole tub of guacamole only an hour beforehand.

Uuuuuuuuuuughhh.....

Alright, so now that that whole debacle is over and I've been thoroughly disemboweled, it's time for more lovely announcements.

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Lemme just say this to get it out of the way: The next chapter of Don't Open Your Eyes, Scoot is going to come out tonight, or very early in the morning tomorrow. Like, 1 a.m. early.

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Now, I know I've said in one of my past blogs that I wouldn't post stupid blogs anymore, but I just felt like I really had to make this one to say thanks to everybody that is giving Don't Open Your Eyes, Scoot a chance. I was fully prepared to have it get drowned in downvotes, but besides the six people that gave it the thumbs down treatment on the first day, it seems like people are really willing to give it a chance despite the subject matter being... well, what it is.

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Summary:

She couldn't see the meteors streaking overhead. Rainbow Dash told her to keep her eyes closed.

She could feel the stallion's hoof, wrapping more tightly around her neck. She didn't peek.

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