Heeeey, everyone. Been awhile.

So shit's been going on in life. Not only did I get laid off from my job, but having to deal with the death of my ACTUAL father due to, oddly enough, alcohol about 3 months ago. Cruel joke, yea.

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I just want to apologize to all the readers. I really wish I had a better reason as for why the chapter isn't done yet. Unfortunately, the, "I've been busy with work and video games" excuse isn't really all that decent.

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Just gotta wait for mah editor to read through it.

Is almost finished. Got over 10k words so far. Just a bit more to go, and assuming I actually find time between work and playing copious amounts of vidya games, it should hopefully be finished in the next couple of days.

Key word is hopefully.

So to tide you all over, here's a bit from the chapter.

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Just a little something, something.

If you want to give me an idea to put in the story, feel free to do so. Just shoot me a PM.

But PLEASE don't keep trying to push the idea if I say no. Please do not do this.

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In case any of you have ever wondered what the many OC's in my story sound like, I got a list of some of the more prominent, still alive, ones with the voices I imagine when reading their lines.

AJ would obviously sound like me.

Fresh Start would sound like Woody Harrelson. Idea was given to me after seeing a comment saying Fresh Start reminded them of Woody Harrelson.

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Most likely either tomorrow or Thursday. Just need a bit of help from my editor with a certain part.

This is what I've written so far today. It's not too much, only going on 879 words (on top if the 545 I had before the hiatus of death), but I gotta say. It feels good to be doing this again. It really does. I'm so, soooooo sorry for leaving you guys hanging for so long.

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After re-reading the story, and getting to the part with Fine Tuned, there was only one voice i found myself being able to read his lines in. No matter how hard I tried, I COULD NOT get past his lines without hearing them in this voice.

That voice? Gomer Pyle.

After hearing this voice, I DARE you not to read Fine Tuned's lines in that voice.

I'm sorry CBE. I really am.

How's it going guys. Long time no...type.

Bet most of you probably thought you'd never hear from me again. And honestly I wouldn't blame you. It's been years since I've really done anything on this site.

But hopefully that's going to change soon. I can't make any promises, but lately I've started regaining interest in the story. Over the last week or so, I've been going back and re-reading 'The Mystery of a New World' to reintroduce myself to everything.

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Until further notice, The Mystery of a New World is going on hiatus. I just really haven't been able to get any work done on it. Hell, I haven't added anything since December. It's not because I got bored of the story or anything. I just...haven't had the push to actually work on it. Even when I did start thinking of ideas of what to do in the chapter, the thought of actually typing them out just made me go 'meh, I'll do it later.' And when I did have plans to work on it, i would just

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They...they do remember they made it a possibility that the Apples and the Pies are related right?

Cause they ship the two of them SOOOOOOOO fucking hard in this episode it's glorious.

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From The Mystery of a New World chapter 39 'All's Fair in Love and War' (published on 1/24/2013)

“Hello Lady Carotene. I am glad to see you safe, but we cannot dawdle. Where is Lady B…”

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Honest. I've just been suffering through a terrible case of writers block again. If it's any consolation, i just finished the newest chapter of The Sexy Chapters if you're at all interested.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

First it was pairing Carrot Top with Written Script when it was in TMoaNW first.

and now we have Twilight falling asleep on pancakes.

The Mystery of a New World chapter 6 'By Royal Decree' May 3rd 2012

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Okay, so it's been a bit of a slow start on this chapter, but here's the beginning if anyone's interested.

Chapter 49

“I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!” shouted AJ at the top of hi...her lungs.

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Is fun the right word? No, not really.

So my grandpa died the other day. The funeral is tomorrow on the 27th, and I am...exited...to go. Boo hoo. Crying rivers, and bawling in depression and all that bull shit.

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Why...

The hell...

Do you do so little damage to enemy officers?

If any of you have ever played a dynasty warriors game, you'd know that, even if you're a bit under powered, you generally do at least noticeable amounts of damage to the officers.

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THERE'S A PONY CONVENTION HERE IN WISCONSIN AND I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY/MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION TO GO!!!!!!

Go to time code 8:45 for my reaction.