Ever had a mind numbingly stupid idea that just wouldn't go away? I did. Ever write a story for it? I did.

Ever feel a deep sense of shame and regret over it? I do.

This has to be one of the worst ideas ever. Certainly not original. And the way I disposed of the humans, not even saying a word about what happened to them. Awful. Every aspect of this story is awful and I can offer no excuses.

I'm a bad monkey.