The brown mare wearing a dark blue team Luna t-shirt growled.“ Celestia isn't best pony! Luna is best pony because—”

“Why don’t you! Get into your carriages and fuck off back to the moon ya cunts!” A drunk mare interrupted her, while her teammates in the background cheered her on.

I didn't forget about the sequel.

If I were to put your OC in the sequel. Which team would you want him/her to be in?

Team Celestia

or

Team Luna

Romance Movies Version Of The Novel Is Even Worse!: After a couple months after Romance Novels Are Bad!. Discord announces that the romance novel will be getting a movie.

In to Canterlot to congratulate him, Twilight overhears Discord saying he’ll go to the human world to “borrow Teenages for actors and equipment to make the movie, mind controlling them.

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Do y'all think I should submit this to EQD?

Special thanks to TorontoFCBrony for helping me gain some followers, and Mondai Shunketsu for being my 400th follower plus helping me with the chapter along with Garbo802 (you guys rock!)

*Wakes up and goes on laptop*

I got featured!
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As promised Romance Novels Are Bad will be getting a sequel. Thanks everybody!