I was planning to have the story done by now, but I ended up having a lot of things to do in the last few days, mostly involving going to crowded houses full of people I didn't know and eating their food. It was awesome.
Someone commented on A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Pageant that I should do an AMA on the story. I had to look up what that means, and after I figured out it doesn't mean Academy of Model Aeronautics, I said, "Sure, why not?" So here it is. I'll answer anything within reason.
Rainbow Dash always celebrates Christmas in style.