It may not be a total surprise, but hey, Epic Unicorn History just updated.

Here's to finishing the story in 2020. :B And I'm only half-joking. I started that chapter immediately after publishing the one previous, then poked at it for a year and a half. I make no guarantees for when the next chapter will come, save that when EUH updates next, it will be finished. Hopefully it will be worth the wait.

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I hate this cycle that I have of "things are okay" -> "things are bad" -> "finally complain about things being bad" -> "things are okay again". :| I dunno what it is, but it sucks and it makes me look dumb.

Anyway, the irony is, after yesterday's blog, I suddenly found the wherewithal to write again.

And don't get too excited, but, uh...

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Two chapters in a year? I'm doing pretty well. :D And I think I'm gonna start on Epic Magic right now, because I see a lot of things I want to do that I might forget if I don't write them down right now. :B Spoilers and commentary below the break!

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But I just pushed through my writer's block and finished the draft of the next EUH chapter. Finally. It'll require massive editing first, of course, but now that can happen! After it's out, I'm gonna be working on a bunch of other stuff because I realized I have a few deadlines to reach, but things are happening.

Also I was crying while writing it is that weird c.c

OH SHIT SON EPIC LOYALTY IN THE HIZZY

I really really hope this chapter was worth waiting for. At 6.5k, it's the second-shortest, though likely the last of the really short chapters, and it mostly serves as a prelude to the summation of the B-plot. That said, there's at least one really awesome revelation. :D (The final scene gives me the chills every time I read it!)

Stay tuned for Epic Kindess, coming hopefully the fuck sooner than a year from now goddammit

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My state has gone quickly downhill. D: First, a reminder that I have a Patreon where you can help stave off my inevitably having to get a job and thus have no time for anything fanfic related, not to mention getting first (well, second) crack at any and all content I produce, with commentary and stuff! And like, prizes! Also, a reminder about this

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Today while out shopping, I just sat and kicked out the next three scenes of Epic Unicorn History, as though I hadn't taken a months-long hiatus from it. I could have done more, yes, but I'm happy with what I did. :B It's just nice to be able to sit down and write like that.

Maybe this won't be so bad.

Elements of Awesomery AND Epic Unicorn History updated before the end of the year!

LET IT NOT BE SAID I CANNOT KEEP PROMISES I mean, I can't, but still

Happy New Year!

Hey, so you know all that stuff I've been mentioning lately about editing commissions and sponsored fanfics and stuff? Yeah, forget all that.

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Epic Unicorn History chapter 4 has finally been drafted! :D Yay me, I did a thing!

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First, cool stuff. Fall Down got a reading by Cherax!

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I just got a PM from a fella named La Vallett1 directing me to this page.

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I hate it when these journals collide with fic recs, but I have no one to blame but myself. :|

I don't think I have much to report. Despite having begun the Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly sequel (it's called You's da JaAm Fours), I kinda pooped out on it and didn't actually finish any writing this month.

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Haha, look at me, updating a story! :D It finally happened, yay! I am now really gunning to get chapter 3 done, so hopefully it won't take five freaking months this time around. (Helps that I'm done with the writeoff already!)

What can you expect? Lots of backstories, a closer look at some of the obstacles standing in our heroes' ways, and an epic dose of honesty. :3

Thanks again to Chris for his pointed and timely critique.

First, the big news: as of right the fuck now, Epic Unicorn History Chapter 2: Epic Laughter is on its second draft and has been sent to my editor. Thank you everyone for your patience I told you this was happening and with luck, it'll be out by the end of January. It's about half the length of the introduction, so hopefully that means it won't take as damned long to do everything.

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So you all probably know the name Scribbler by now, since it shows up in like, half of my reviews anymore. Well, she's doing a thing now that goes a little beyond just a fanfic reading. The Heroic Tale of Heroically Heroic Heroes is a radio play, featuring artwork, music, sounds effects and a really stellar cast of voice actors telling a story mostly through dialogue.

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So like... I can finally communicate with you people? :D ALL RIGHT!

Since no one reads my State Of posts, I'll sum it up:

Epic Unicorn History 2 is progressing (finally), and I'm at a point where I feel like I can finish it and get this ball rolling again. I don't want to be That Guy who never updates his fucking fic and I really want to get this done.

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