Greetings one and all,

I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

Published? What does that mean?

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Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now, I spend my time just
Making up rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number

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At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

It had a two.

So, I post.

Best,
GentlemanJ

I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.

Best,
GentlemanJ

... I said I'd be releasing news on January 2, 2023.

Don't four-get.

Hon hon hon!

Best,
GentlemanJ

Five days left people. Five days till January 2, 2023 and news.

A fun fact about the number five to tide you over:

Good greetings, my fine, featherless bipeds.

Today marks six days before my big announcement. Shocking I know, given how yesterday it was seven, but it is the nature of time to move on as it does.

Once again, I will be sharing a big update on January 2, 2023, so do spread the word like a virus of unknown origin that may or may not have affected life on a global scale. In exchange, I give you this picture of a Smoliv.

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Is this thing on?

*ahem*

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Hey everybody,

It's been a while. Life treating you right? Yeah? That's good, man. That's real good.

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It is finished.

Guys. Guys. Hey Guys. Guys. Hey Guys. Listen.

It's done.

Three minutes ago, I finished the final rewrites, edits, and tweaks of Journey's End. I'm excited. Super excited, because I really, really want you all to see where it's all been going.

So from here on out, the number is two. Updates will come out every two days at 6:30 eastern, until everything finally comes to a close.

We start on Monday.

Boom.

Sincerely,
GentlemanJ

H'okay folks, here's a question for ya.

So reader Coolbauch sends me a message with two very interesting things. One, that the Rarity Graves pairing, in traditional portmanteu methodology, should thus be known as "Gravity." I personally think that's just the bee's knees and wanted to see what you all thought of it.

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Ladies and Gentlemen!

"Finally, after an eternity away from you all, [GentlemanJ] is back!"
-Jack of Blades, Fable

What can I say? I was working, I was international, I was dealing with enough unexpected drama to make Calculon cry foul. But after a whole lot of writing, rewriting, revisions and additions, I am finally ready to get back to posting. Probably.

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

If there was ever a scene I wanted to see from The Journey of Graves, it would be the the Gala evening where Graves and Rarity, after so many twisted turns and tangles, finally share their first kiss. Thanks to The Reanimator, the world can see why.

The Art

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Hello peoples and peoplesses,

As you may have noticed, the last few weeks have been pretty sporadic with updates, mostly because I had (1.) finals (lord have mercy, so many finals) (2.) random stuff to deal with before leaving school, and (3.) moving to Tokyo for the summer. That's where I am now, which being thirteen hours ahead of the east coast, means I write this FROM THE FUTURE! OMG!!1!

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Monsieurs and madamoiselles,

I am oh so happy to announce for the first time ever, a reading of The Journey of Graves!

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Ladies and Gentleman,

Commissioned from the artist gavi-gavi by reader MagicalTrevor, I present to you art so classy, it should be having tea with the queen.

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Hey everybody,

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