At Canterlot Castle... The other Mane 6, Spike and Shepherd are waiting outside the double doors to the Throne Room. Twilight soon emerges, looking shaken.

Shepherd: "... Sweetie? What's wrong? What's the test?"

Twilight: "... We're going to the Crystal Empire, to face an evil undead unicorn king, and lift his curse from the kingdom."

Shepherd: "... How did I know it was something like that? So... We're going in heavy and hard I presume?"

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So here I am writing a few things right? Just writing down some stories until BOOM I read at the bottom of the screen:

0 paragraphs. You have very few paragraphs in this story. remember to put two spaces between each paragraph.

Seriously!?!? Ugh. Now I gotta tell my friends and REWRITE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!

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That is all.

Oh, and happy April Fools I guess.

-Pencil

Well my dad is a fucking prick.
I missed ONE assignment and turned it in late. Therefore, I got a 50/100 on it. Which makes sense, since I turned it in late I would get half credit on it.
I've been working all day taking notes from a FUCKING CALCULUS BOOK. On INTEGRALS and INFINITE SERIES.

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I’m currently sitting in a car~!

It’s my car, I didn’t buy it, it was handed down to me by my eldest brother when he moved up to Minnesota. But, this car, which I have sat in for about a week now, is starting to become something special.

I can’t drive. And my legs are SWOLE from long distance traveling from point A to B-

So, when you have a car that doesn’t do anything, the battery goes super dead.

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Fandoms get weird when the end of the fandom's base is coming. I've seen it multiple times. And with it comes the doomsaying.

The god damn doomsaying.

As we all know, Friendship is Magic is ending after the current season and as of this upcoming Saturday (6/22/2019), we'll officially have reached the halfway point of the final season in the US. We know that DHX has officially wrapped production on both Friendship is Magic and Equestria Girls.

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Howdy, everyone! First and foremost, as always, adorable Applejack:

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A preface: This isn't just about MLP fandom, it's about the nature of fandom in general and will most likely veer off into "Old Man Yells at Cloud" territory at some point.

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Friends, Fimfic-ians, Countrymen... lend me your ear.

Because Alex is back and finally catching up with this damn show. I know it's been a long time since you've heard from me, and I doubt more than like 3 people even care, but I figured it'd be fun to catch up with the show now that it's come to an end. I feel like I need to get some closure here. Who knows, it might even reignite that spark and get me back into the fandom (but probably not).

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Audio version of this blog, by Imrix. This is Part Two of a series. Part One can be read here.

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Oh boy!

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I wasn’t going to blog about Monday, but then the end of the day was the perfect capstone, so . . .

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So, Aragón has officially entered the workforce -- kinda!

I mean, technically it's an internship... But let's be honest. I get up at seven every morning, put on a suit [1] and then work at the bank doing market research for eight hours. That counts as a job. Cut me some slack, I'm still a lil' kid.

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my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

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If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me. 

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Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

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