Remember the "Ballad of the Crystal Ponies"?

Fluttershy sings the line "They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes."

What if this book, being old, isn't an exact translation, and "Petting Zoo" is actually a euphemism for a brothel. You know, like the other definition of petting:

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

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