THE MASTER OF ALL THE MELONS EVERY KIND!

Part 2 of Sword and Song is going up a little early, for reasons of my own impatience.

I'm hoping it'll get a little more love now that it's got some more substance to it. The Monster Hunters interlude is longer than I intended, but I think it's worth it.

In other news: the next chapter of Harmony Theory will be posted on or around the weekend of the 22nd. The next part of Sword and Song to follow 2 weeks after that.

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What is your Favourite/Unfavourite Ways of "Disposing" of Cockroaches?

My Favourite way is with a Paper Napkin.
My Fav/Unfav is Trying to Gut it with my Short Sword at 1:30 AM at night.

Because I'm trying to get my butt in gear. Two different stories updated in the same week. Good god, I better not make this a regular thing, people will start to expect it of me...

I AM LOSING MY MIND RIGHT NOW!! This is what I’ve always wanted in a Pokemon game!

Side note: I like how the title of the video has a sword and shield emojis.

Let's get right to it. Kirito meets Egil, who tells him of a new VRMMO called "Alfheim Online". So thousands of people died because of SAO and they're still casually selling these things. There's a political joke somewhere. And apparently Asuna is trapped in a birdcage in the hardest to reach area of the game. Nope, won't make dump jokes about that.

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Shepherd: Damnit! How the hell did I get a reputation as the Sword of Equestria?! Chrysalis!

Chrysalis: Oh gee, could it be that you punched out King Aspen and made him sue for peace? Or kicked those Diamond Dogs to the curb? Or, oh, I don't know, defeated an entire Changeling invasion force?

Shepherd: Wha-Twilight and her friends did most of the work there! How am I the one becoming more famous?! I'm the sidekick, not the hero!

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New chapter of Sword Coast Adventures is up.

So the other night (after a few beers), I was mulling over the absolute mess of an 'original fiction' draft I've been working on, and I realized that I ... might need to rewrite a particular character, if not cut them out entirely, as the story just kept grinding to a halt whenever I tried to write them. Dang.

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Seriously, what happened with this anime? I know I wasn't able to pay that much attention last week, but when did I miss the moment this became good? I always knew removing Kirito would improve this anime, but this much that fast?

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Oh boy, this is a real doozie that I'm stepping into here. This is one of the most love/hated animes in recent years, and the opinions are just that: you love it or you hate it.

Now, keep in mind that I'm not here to bash you for liking it. If you do, that's fine. My goal here is to shed some light on some SERIOUS issues that the anime has, and I want you to take them into consideration when you watch it (which means you don't listen to me).

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Piece of advice, don't get a younger sister. It'll only lead to pain, suffering and the loss of privacy and money. This has nothing to do with the episode, I just wanted to mention it, not like anything happened this episode...

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The Next Chapter has been updated.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/506336/7/a-sword-in-equestria/chapter-seven-a-swords-resolve-part-1

Spent most of the week working on my SSC entry and am close to finishing it. As a side effect I'm getting sick of typing, so let's try to keep it short again.

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Hello guys! So I decide to challenge myself of casting My Little Pony characters as Sword Art Online characters.

Why? I thought be fun to put those characters in the world of SAO.

* Kazuto Kirigaya/Kirito- Spike

* Asuna Yuuki/Asuna- Rarity

* Suguha Kirigaya/Leafa- Twilight Sparkle

* Shino Asada/Sinon- Sunset Shimmer

* Yuuki Konno/Yuuki- Starlight Glimmer

* Eugeo- Thorax

* Alice- Ember

* Klein- Rainbow Dash

* Agil- Applejack

* Lisbeth- Pinkie Pie

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Alright, another episode where nothing important happened. After the last blog might have gotten a bit too long (I had to analyze the light saber) I hope I can keep it shorter again.

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Today was a momentous day in german anime history. After 12 years we finally got new dubbed episodes of Detective Conan. I've been waiting for more than half of my life for that. One of my childhood wishes has been fulfilled. I didn't even know they stopped halfway through a five-parter. But all good has to come to an end, which is why I'm back with SAO.

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Excerpt From Episode Episode 68 - Coming Tuesday!

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HOLY STUPENDOUS SWORDPLAY, BATMAN!!!!!!!

So I get up today, watch Cars 3, and Bolt courtesy of a reaction vid by Smurfvlogs on YouTube. Then I check my Recommended Videos, and guess what I find! Something Witty Entertainment’s 12 installment of one of the top three Abridged series in existence (Dragon Ball Z Abridged, and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged for those who are wondering what the other two are).

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Excerpt From Episode Episode 26 - Coming Tuesday!

Yes, it will be on time!

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