Those Internet trolls will give you a fright
Posting rude comments both day and night.
They rest for a minute, they're really bad
And they're hatin' on you just to make you mad

They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothing
'cept bringing about all fandoms' destruction.

Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this
And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss.
Those trolls have mamas and papas too