God, I really need to watch Teen Titans again.

Stocking Stuffer 4 has proven to be massively popular. It's been shelved almost 1,000 times. I've gotten around 35 watchers since Sunday. Granted, I unleashed a crapton of content along with Stocking Stuffer, but the stats don't lie: that massive boost was because of Chryssy and her creepy dick.

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And your dirty, filthy souls.

Thanks for getting my story so far, you lovable cloppers, you.

Now how the hell am I going to be able to top this one?

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?

Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho

Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.

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[1:36:45 AM] Journeyman: brah
[1:36:49 AM] Journeyman: BRAH
[1:37:04 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:37:11 AM] Journeyman: A day late, but I got it
[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: Cadance celebrates Valentine's Day by bedding Night Light
[1:37:25 AM] Journeyman: Stocking Stuffer 3: Some Bullshit I'll Come Up With Later.
[1:37:32 AM] Journeyman: I'ma gonna dew it.

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[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: I suppose in order to get into the feature box, I have to have a transsexual rarity screw her sister or something.
[1:38:11 AM] PIzor: it hard to keep up with front page fetish material
[1:38:24 AM] PIzor: maybe if you made the last one Christmas themed
[1:38:39 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:38:48 AM] Journeyman: Pinkie wraps herself in ribbons for Twilight
[1:38:54 AM] Journeyman: Under the tree, while naked

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Hello everyone and...

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...

...welcome back to the question of the week.

This week I am going to ask a controversial question, a question that may change your life forever, for good or ill...

But what is this scandalous question, you might be asking?

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Soup flavored... Baby soap?

I'm probably gonna draw something about this for fun now.

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only intead of CHristmas it is Dadmas day.
Journeyman: How do we make Father's Day a massively day affair?
Journeyman: And gay affair.
Journeyman: Enough lesbian horses, let's bring out the dudes.
Journeyman: Fuck it, let's put it in EQG while we're at it.
Journeyman: ;_;

Pizor: Hey man I'm alive
Pizor: Sorry work has been a disaster

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Courtesy of the very talented u/readynwillin on Reddit, I absolutely love this rendering of Stock's fog tail as well as how the low lighting makes her eye color pop. Per her helpless expression, this particular pic takes place immediately after Rainbow Dash's immortal line from the fic:

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Journeyman

Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box

Pizor

Lol its 4am you shmuck

Journeyman

Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta

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He was getting old.

It was his time, but my gosh it was not a peaceful death. He suffered from age-related malfunctions of his body, and had to go through a painful time before he went.

At least it's over now.

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Crinkle Paper returns! Does Sunset Shimmer Goes to Hell earn it's romance tag, again? You decide. Comment. Set your cellphone reminders for 5PM PDT, today April 5th for the new chapter.

well, this story proved to be more popular than anticipated

Just like its mother before it.

ha ha insert incest joke here

the question remains.

Where are you interested in this story going??

This isn't so much a recipe as it is general cooking advice, but it's useful to many recipes I talk about, so here we go. When you think of things you should always have in your freezer, you probably don't think of stock. Hell, some of you probably don't even know what stock is! Well, in this post, we're going to discuss what stock is, why you need it, and how to make it. And it's really REALLY fucking easy, so don't even worry.

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I’ve never told this to anypony before, but besides my big MLP obsession, I have another minor one. I like to stalk the stocks.

If you know enough, you can predict the future. Nowhere does this have as big of an effect as it does in the markets. Of all the knowledge you accumulated during your life, this might be the most important one for your financial independence.

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So I've got an itch for crossovers.

And I want to do one of one of my most favorite animes, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.

And for those of you that don't know, it is the crudest, raunchiest, insanest shit possibly ever (okay maybe not but it's WAY up there).

So... would doing something like that be an okay thing to do or a bad thing? I SO want to do this but I'm iffy about how crude it could be and I don't want that to be like, a black mark.

Thoughts?

You may have noticed that I like music a lot by the fact that I link music at the end of every act in my stories. It's my biggest love after writing, and I want to recommend a band that I've actually recommended here before, but which just released their debut album today. Stock Photo is an alternative/indie rock band that I find most reminiscent of Manchester Orchestra, but whom should also appeal to fans of Frightened Rabbit,

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Ho, and well met!

Journeyman on the mic, and I'm here to tell you all I have a lot of content coming your way this Easter! Let's just get right into it.

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