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Jul
30th
2018

Wraithy Blunders Through Skyrim · 6:08am Jul 30th, 2018

Was accosted by trio of Norweegees outside town. They said there were there to deliver a beat down on me. And after several minutes of them doing so, I managed to set one on fire and beat the other two to death with my broke ass sword. One of them had this dope green that was all curvy and shit. Well, I guess it's my dope, curvy green sword now. Slowly dragged the rest of their stuff into town and traded it for moon sugar. Upon reflection, I realize I left the bodies in a little cuddle puddle

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Oct
21st
2019

Ah, you're finally awake (Skyrim Blundering) · 9:28pm Oct 21st, 2019

I woke up in the morgue today. I don't think I was dead. I mean, I could have been. Necromancy has made great strides these past years, but all my bits are still in place (ladies), so I'm fairly certain I wasn't dead. Once the mortician stopped screaming, me and her had a nice chat. Apparently, her father (who's dead) had this knife and she wanted to take it to this other guy in Windhelm (she wrote Whiterun on my map though). She seemed like a nice enough lady, so I'm traveling with her to

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Aug
1st
2018

Wraithy Continues to Blunder Through Skyrim · 6:24am Aug 1st, 2018

Went to a dinner party today. After convincing a drunk to make a scene, I slipped away and suited up. For you see, I was actually there to break into the hostess's personal files. I forget why, some old Samurai lady told me to do it. Anyway, I happened upon a lovely pair of concealing robes that some of the guards were also wearing. I put them on to disguise myself and move about with impunity. However, I'm a six foot two lizard with feathers and big fuck off tail (ladies), so I was

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Sep
1st
2017

Three Words · 12:10am Sep 1st, 2017

Specifically, what3words, a global addressing system that assigns every ten foot-by-ten foot square of the Earth's surface its own unique set of three random words. It's been around for a few years, but I only just became aware of it. Why am I mentioning it?

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Aug
2nd
2018

Wraithy is still blundering through Skyrim · 12:01am Aug 2nd, 2018

I met a talking dog today. (At this point I feel the need to clarify that I met an actual dog that could talk using his mind. This was not some weirdo in a dog costume.) The dog told me he had a falling out with his master and needed my help to get back together with him. (At this point I feel the need to clarify that the dog is the physical manifestation of a lesser-god's conscious. This was not a creepy sex thing) I followed the dog to a cave filled with vampires, all of whom I killed in self

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Sep
2nd
2015

Something Awesome Has Come to Pass · 9:30pm Sep 2nd, 2015

Ladies and gentlemen, the Slowpoke Song.

...You guys wanted me to talk about something else didn't you?

Alright, Somber uploaded PH to Fimfiction

But I mean come on, listen to that song about Slowpoke!

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Jul
6th
2015

50 questions about headcanon · 7:06pm Jul 6th, 2015

Just recently found out about this interesting survey about pony headcanon. So even though it's over a year old, I figure I might as well give some COMPLETELY SERIOUS answers, so everyone knows where I'm coming from.

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Nov
1st
2015

OH GOD I'M SO LATE. · 9:07pm Nov 1st, 2015

Have a Ghost Type Lenkar based on The Lost from The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth!

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