So, 'The Rise of Skywalker,' the final installment of the Star Wars sequel trilogy, and the final story in the Skywalker saga just came out. I think it's... okay. In my opinion, Disney finally managed to find a balance between honoring and remembering the past, while also moving forward. There's plenty to like here, from having Rey, Finn, and Poe spending most of the movie together instead of being split up and not doing anything as a team. All the callbacks to previous films, from characters

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Oh, I'm afraid the Emperor will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

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So, saw Rise last night. Now, if you want to avoid spoilers, don't go beyond the Page Break.

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Dear FIMFic,

So, I've been wanting to do a characterization blog series on several major characters who inspire me. Whether or not this works out in the end, we'll have to see how it's received. Anyway, here's something I hope you'll all enjoy.

Anakin Skywalker, a.k.a. Darth Vader.

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Do you think it be worth seeing, or will be just as bad, if not worse than The Last Jedi?

Have any of you, my followers seen the new movie? Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.

Is it SJW trash? Is it worth seeing?

Spoilers ahead. You have been warned.

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Disney's Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker is a confirmed box office flop. It has the lowest opening weekend for any Star Wars movie and it made alot less money in the second weekend. Also it is very curious that there are no action figures being made for this movie.

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Watched this - the original cut, in point of fact, no Special Edition nonsense - with my sister and her husband last week.

May not be the "best" Star Wars movie but it's still one I very much enjoy all the same. People may bitch about the Ewoks but this movie still has plenty of fantastic moments in it; I will go to my grave maintaining that the moment Luke Skywalker sees his father's face for the first time is one of the most poignant moments in the entire Star Wars saga.

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Sprout Cloverleaf and Anakin Skywalker comparison.

Sprout: "What, he was gonna blow up the train".

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I honestly think it would be a pretty interesting fanfic (which I will probably write eventually, or not, who knows).

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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For some reason I could totally see Sprout Cloverleaf being kina like Anakin Skywalker, and I don't know why.

Here are some lines I thought of:

Changeling: "Hitch, come to meet me, at the watchtower".

Sprout: *crushes call crystal* "Changeling SCUM!, Don't worry, I'll handle that shifter!".

Hitch: "Sprout he asked for me, go find the missing ponies".

Sprout: "Fine!" *walks away*.

Zipp: "What's his problem?".

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I don't know how Harry Potter and Star Wars were allowed to coexist, but the fic's done. Congrats.

This first riff of the new decade puts to rest (for now) "Three of Me: School Society." At long last, we can move the fuck ON.

I finally managed to get a copy of Rise of Skywalker on Blu-ray. After months of avoiding spoilers in trying my best to not glean any important story details besides the obvious, it is time.
I'll let you guys know what my thoughts are about it once I'm done.

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Disney shows it's "gratitude" to George Lucas by not inviting him to the premiere of Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker. After all he is only the mere CREATOR of the Star Wars franchise. According to Disney George Lucas is not as important to Star Wars as other filmmakers like Spike Lee whose contribution to Star Wars is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and Steven Spielberg whose sole contribution to Star Wars is the MISCASTING of Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo in Solo: A Star Wars Story. This speaks

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I just recently watched Disney's Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker and it is a cringey, frustrating, poorly written, and nonsensical mess of a movie that is plagued with Death Star sized plotholes throughout the movie Here is some reviews from people who feel the same way about the movie that I do.

Disney's Star Wars Episode 9: The Rise Of Skywalker is at the number 7 spot at the box office and it is currently rated at 52% at Rotten Tomatoes, making is the most low rated Star Wars film in history. The movie barely made a billion dollars nearly a month after it's grand premiere. For Disney, this is a embarrassing disaster.

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We have officially shuffled this shuffle. Enjoy.

This week is a "celebration" of the end of the Skywalker Saga with a cringefest of a crossover. Good fucking luck, y'all.

So Chapter 9 took me nearly 5 months too do and I apologize for that, Real life and massive writers block got in the way of the writing process for this chapter, but thankfully it is finished and currently being looked at by my Editors and a few other people as we speak. It's not the action packed chapter I wanted it to be, that'll be the next chapter which should hopefully be in a few weeks if all goes well.

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