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Dec
21st
2016

And Just Like That, I Clicked 'Complete' · 2:25pm Dec 21st, 2016

Alicorn Switcheroo is finished.

I hope everyone that reads this last update enjoys it, and enjoyed the whole story. For the feedback I've gotten since January of 2013, it seems most people have. I wish, honestly, that I had something planned to say here, but I'm kinda just shooting from the hip with this post.

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Jun
14th
2017

Featured and Popular Stories · 4:12am Jun 14th, 2017

You'll forgive me for my ignorance, but... what's the big deal? I know being in the featured box is a big deal, but is it mandatory for people who were in the featured box or popular stories sidebar to put that in the descriptions of their stories? Or is it more of a celebratory thing for the author? I'm just so confused. I see fics that say "Featured: 9 Oct 14" and my only thought is "That was years ago, why should I care?" I know that sounds mean, I think FF and AO3 have made me kinda bitchy

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Apr
4th
2016

STOP! TEASER TIME. · 9:10am Apr 4th, 2016

I wrote this listening to this on repeat for hours.

I need a denim jacket now.


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Dec
3rd
2016

Bigotry · 1:34am Dec 3rd, 2016

I've never called anyone a bigot. Neither do I intend to. I'm reminded always of Ambrose Bierce's definition of the word: "One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion which you ydo not entertain." Furthermore, I've never heard anyone use the phrase except when completely unable to counter an argument. It's name-calling. It's not rhetoric, or logic, or anything else ending with -ic; just pointless, and arguably meaningless, abuse. If I hear a chap get told he's a bigot, I side

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Apr
8th
2017

All About Threats · 12:00pm Apr 8th, 2017

I read that scientists, by using magnets, had 'turned off' the threat centres in people's brains, and that this made them 'change their attitudes towards immigrants.' Obviously, the stunning revelation that people don't like immigrants because they feel threatened by them is one that will echo down the ages as a revelation made possible only by scientific brilliance, but given that such experiments are likely to continue, I'd like to make a few predictions.

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Jun
22nd
2017

S7E13 · 1:54am Jun 22nd, 2017

Jan
23rd
2016

The things wot I says · 9:40pm Jan 23rd, 2016

Occasionally, I find myself having friends whom it would be easier to describe as fans. One or two of them have been so impressed by the half-dazed nonsense I say that they have immediately written it down for later. They seem to think I'm funny, or something. Typically, I later have no recollection of saying them. Anyway, here are some of my favourites:
- I'm not an actor, I'm a real person.
- Spats are pretty cool. Everyone knows that, because... [trails off]
- German marzipan... Nazipan?

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Oct
10th
2016

Humour · 6:37pm Oct 10th, 2016

I needed a laugh, so I ran an internet image search for 'funny'. Nothing more than vaguely amusing presented itself. Does anyone know the approximate date on which humans gave up on wit and situational humour and replaced them with captioned images of animals pulling unlikely faces?

Feb
24th
2017

DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! · 8:58pm Feb 24th, 2017

I've seen the phrase "Don't read it if you don't like it!" written on quite a lot of fanfictions lately. Granted, I've been seeking out the truly awful ones (sorting the chaff from the wheat, as it were) for my personal collection, so that might explain why I've seen so much of it. Read on for my thoughts.

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Jan
13th
2016

And a big hand, please, for the picture that made the Minister lose all faith in humanity less than a fortnight into the new year: · 8:06pm Jan 13th, 2016

Crank up the bull***t detector, guys and gals. I'm about to vomit.

Interesting opinion test:
"I think the world would be a better place if Adolf Hitler had never been born." - Not respected, as it disrespects Ol' Hitler's existence.
"I think every man should have his genitals placed in a blender and thereby ripped off." - Respected, as the men will be allowed to continue to exist.

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Dec
15th
2016

The latest chapter of My Little Dynamite: Book 2 is Live! · 8:25pm Dec 15th, 2016

And with this chapter, all of the content I wrote back in the Twidance Collab days is now out. From here on, it's all new stuff.

Did I plan this to coincide with the new year?

It just worked out that way.

Stay frosty.
-Fuzz

Nov
8th
2017

You Aren't Reading the Resurrectionists and You Should · 1:50pm Nov 8th, 2017

Do you like complex, witty OCs who aren't just author inserts?

Do you like creepy, Lovecraftian horror that doesn't depend on gore or shock value?

Then check out The Resurrectionists

TThe Resurrectionists
Skanky Biscuits acts like a mean pony, but all she wants is for her friends to be safe. Now they’re involved in experiments with near-death experiences! How can she protect them when they’re literally courting death?
Captain_Hairball · 24k words  ·  14  1 · 320 views

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Jan
17th
2016

Preperations · 6:15pm Jan 17th, 2016

So, I'm planning on doing a shout-out to all of my friends if I reach 100 followers.
I would prefer if you don't try to do a shout-out for me unless you deem it necessary. I would like people to follow me for my quirky personality as seen by my previous blogs. And for those who don't read my bio, I am a teenage girl. Don't just follow me for that either. Just look for personality of a friend, not a date.

Oct
23rd
2017

Pat(reon|hetic) · 11:11pm Oct 23rd, 2017

I have a Patreon. It isn't for the money (I don't need it), it's for my fans... but it isn't working out yet.

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Aug
8th
2018

OH MY GOD NINTENDO, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! · 2:58pm Aug 8th, 2018

Nov
4th
2019

Hazbin Hotel is Offensive and That's the Point Shut Up · 9:40pm Nov 4th, 2019

Dec
27th
2017

Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks ranking · 12:23am Dec 27th, 2017

0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, nothing to be gained from watching it, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone, completely butchers an important subject/teaches a horrible and downright toxic moral)
1/10 - HORRIBLE/BORING (tedious to sit through, hurts to watch it, a bore, no reason to watch it, whatever positive things about it are tiny and not enough to save it)

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Jan
10th
2016

A Thought... · 1:02am Jan 10th, 2016

It occurs to me that the people who claim that 'everyone is beautiful' are the same people who go around telling each other that they're beautiful. Now, correct me if I'm wrong,* but surely this renders the compliment meaningless. It is roughly equivalent to saying "You're just like everyone else." I shan't pretend I've met everyone else, but I've met some of them, and, frankly, the less like them I am, the better. Based on this logic, the next one to tell me I'm beautiful gets a punch up the

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Nov
8th
2015

Bicycles, Birthdays, Comics and Cards · 6:57am Nov 8th, 2015

How goes, everyone? Another blog comes this month, and this one is...bitter-sweet, if I had to describe it.

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Dec
30th
2015

Little Toy Guns · 3:18pm Dec 30th, 2015

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In between the coats in the closet
She held on to that heart shaped locket
Staring at a family flawless
But it ain't a pretty picture tonight
Mom and daddy just won't stop it
Fightin' at the drop of the faucet
Cuts through the walls catastrophic
She's caught in the crossfire

Puts her hands over her ears
Starts talking through the tears
She's saying, she's praying.

I wish words were like little toy guns
No sting, no hurt no one, just a bang bang

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