What? It's good shampoo. I don't have a problem.

What do you prefer, horse power protein or horse force shampoo?

Yes, the MLP body wash is real.

And Rarity's body wash really is apple-scented.

Really, Hasbro? You should know better than to encourage us like that.

EDIT: I wrote a story based on this image. I regret nothing.

CaptainBron3y (AKA TheCaptainSand on Youtube) did a reading of Apple Shampoo over on YouTube!

I'm always thrilled to get a reading of one of my stories done, and this is no exception. Thank you, CaptainBron3y!

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Apparently, the masses spoke, and they demanded RariJack. And specifically, my RariJack.

I was very happy to see this show up suddenly in my feed today. Thanks to everyone who voted for it to get a reading, and to Scribbler and her cast of voice actors to do this!

To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

In this edition:
—Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
—Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.
—A pegasus bursts into flames.
—A rabbit just bursts.
—I make up a new question for Cards Against Humanity.

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