Sep

21st

2015

On "Rarity Investigates!" · 12:00am Sep 21st, 2015

Wow, Sassy's back already.

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Jun

28th

2015

On "Party Pooped" · 9:20pm Jun 28th, 2015

Well. Fuck yaks, first of all.

I will give the episode this. It added infinitely to the reservoir of freaky Pinkie faces, and that's never a bad thing. Also, return of Cherry Jubilee, which ain't bad. No Cheese Sandwich, though; I thought I saw mention of him being in this one.

And Beatles reference. Friend of mine would appreciate that one.

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Oct

18th

2015

On "The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows" · 7:25pm Oct 18th, 2015

I CALLED THAT.

I'm not spoiler-tagging because everyone and their grandmother ALSO called it. If anyone's aware of toyline stuff, you probably saw this coming the moment the synopsis mentioned Cadance and secrets. She's pregnant. You're not surprised. Princess ~~Skyla~~ (EDIT: season-6 material names her Flurry Heart) will be canon eventually.

But enough about the "twist." You wanna know what I think about the episode. Presumably.

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Oct

10th

2015

On Friendship Games, "Brotherhooves Social," and "Crusaders of the Lost Mark" · 10:49pm Oct 10th, 2015

I fell behind a little. Time to play catch-up, starting with Equestria Girls 3.

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Jul

6th

2015

On "Amending Fences" · 3:23am Jul 6th, 2015

Well, I'll still call her Colgate.

I really liked the way they handled Moondancer. It surprised me to hear she was a parallel to the original Twilight, and she was pretty adorkable. Also, Pinkie as a secret weapon. I love that that's a proper thing now.

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Jun

14th

2015

On "Slice of Life" · 3:24pm Jun 14th, 2015

Oh, fuck the hell yes.

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Oct

25th

2015

On "Hearthbreakers" · 9:36pm Oct 25th, 2015

It's SPOOKY how close they got to my Inkie/Marble and Blinkie/Limestone headcanons.

This episode isn't going to kill the names the fandom's engraved in me. Sure, I'll relent for Bulk Biceps and CONDITIONALLY for Sweetie Drops, but unless I'm writing something that needs them and tethers itself to canon, it's Inkie, Blinkie, and Clyde and Sue. And Maud. Oh, and Colgate trumps Minuette.

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Jun

21st

2015

On "Princess Spike" · 11:11pm Jun 21st, 2015

Okay, Spike needs to fuck RIGHT off.

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Nov

30th

2015

On the remainder of season 5 · 4:50pm Nov 30th, 2015

I fell off-track. Shut up.

College is made of fuck. I missed a lot of Doctor Who, lots of pony, lots of other weekly shows I've been trying to get BACK into... the only reason I'm still following Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. so rigidly is because I still HAVE the channel it airs on and set an alarm for when it airs.

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Sep

12th

2015

On "Canterlot Boutique" · 8:47pm Sep 12th, 2015

...I dislike Rarity episodes. Quite a bit. I like the series and its characters because they're not superficially girly-girl and stuff, but the Rarity episodes move off in that direction more often than not by the very nature of Rarity's profession. I wouldn't exactly say it's a BAD thing for the show to cater more to its target audience, considering I and most people here are decidedly not such, but I literally do not care about the fashion aspect of this universe. As such, I'm not

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Sep

27th

2015

On "Made in Manehattan" · 2:04pm Sep 27th, 2015

I'll do Friendship Games sometime tonight.

So that map's a lot sparser in terms of popping up than I was hoping. This is only the third time in more than half the season, AND it's sent them somewhere we've already seen. It did lead to the return of Coco Pommel, though, who was pretty adorable in this. And the goal of the episode is actually a pretty nice one.

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Jul

13th

2015