Author's Note: Below is the first chapter of my weird HiE X-Files crossover fic. I kept holding this back because it wasn't finished and I don't want to have any more unfinished works on my account. I've mentioned this project a few times on my blog, but I doubt anyone remembers. Because I'm not sure if it will be worth finishing, I thought I'd just do another blogfic like I did with Gemfire and (once