I think I just created a ship

This mare with ...

This stallion.

I think this could work. Go at them fanbass

Tonight I find myself with 99 problems, and a leather queen is one.

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This is so childish, but I love that sassy African-American woman voice so much! Stereotyped to ungodly lengths, but I found this a moment ago for giggles.

It's Been a while I did this. Today I'm going to break down the shadow and Perosna of the manager of the Canterlot boutique aka Sassy Saddles. First making her appearance in Canterlot Boutique, she worked on making the Canterlot Boutique a success, but not in the Rarity's wants. Sassy act controlling and endorse and sell only the princess dress. She seem flat in the episode and come off as a typical leech, then she said something that reveal more her character. She reveal that she doesn't want

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Hi All,

If anyone is interested, I found a Macro that produces a list of all the words used in a document and the number of times it is used.

Very useful for finding crutch words and phrases which are overused

For example the list for Why Sassy Saddles is below.
Some interesting words to note:

• There are 5978 unique words.
• 'Pussy' is said 102 times.
• 'Felt' is said 233 times.
• 'Sensitive' is said 62 times.

Word Frequency:

3256 the

2727 her

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I was right. Of course I was right. The moment she stepped through the door I knew this mare would be trouble.

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Some people see a blank page and a deadline and they freeze. Some find it a challenge.

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It was a Rarity episode. I admit to being biased against Rarity, as she's not a character I click with.

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A new blog series where I share my thoughts on the latest episodes. Spoilers (obviously) so if you haven't seen it yet, go watch it and come back.

Today's episode is the Rarity-centric "Canterlot Boutique"

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After the events of "Rarity takes Manehatten," Coco Pommel had to take up prostitution to make ends meet

Sassy Saddle, fresh from ruining yet another Boutique, finds her, learns about Rarity and heads to Canterlot, where she learns about Rarity wanting to open up another Boutique and applies for the job of overseeing it

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More art! I really like this one because Pinkie is just so sassy looking and confident. Tell me what you think.

Ashamed to admit, I'm way more proud of that title than I should be. So the May Pairing Contest was something I saw advertised last year, and on a whim, I thought I'd give it a shot since trying to figure out the dynamics of two characters you never see interact in the show itself is an interesting writing challenge. What came out was Plus Ones, and although I wasn't completely satisfied with the story it did receive a good amount of praise.

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Today's story is a rare find.

Sassy Saddles Meets Sasquatch
[Comedy] [Random] • 5,886 words

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Strawberry Cinnamon Cilantro Cupcakes. And people wonder why I make Pinkie have some weird flavor combinations in stories where she bakes.

Sassy Saddles looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

And okay she's a bit much and its what five minutes in? Oh boy. I love Rarity, I do. I hate her episodes cause there's only so much you can do in a Y-Y7 show with the fashion industry.

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How long has it been since I was able to write one of these?

If your answer was anything but a heartfelt, "To long," you good sir or madame are wrong, but let's not dwell on that and let's get back to why we're here.

A synopsis, and my opinions on the new episode.

So, I'm gonna start by (despite what I just said) re-stating that MID-SEASON HIATUS ARE STUPID! Sorry, just felt the need to say that again and explain why it was poorly executed.

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Maybe I should stick with creating videos on YouTube. These are much more fun for me anyway. Here is my latest immersive commentary on the episode of Canterlot Boutique and I reveal a bit of my past as it relates to this episode.

-Jeff the Hallelujah Brony-

So why do I like Sassy Saddles the most out of all the ponies introduced in season five? Well pull up a chair and I'll tell you AAAAALLLLL about it!

https://youtu.be/YvYMqkVoZAc

I'm frankly burning out on Friendship is Magic as a series. I've never been a fan of sitcoms, especially Aesop-driven ones meant for children. They tend to run out of material at some point, and the delivery of the morals gets rather repetitive. I especially hate the "lose to win" cliche as no one in their right mind would accept the terms the story provides without exhausting their options. I've also grown tired of the characters and their increasingly one-note personality the writers have

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As we prep for season 6, join me as I give a brief look back on the ponies we met and the events that happened that made season 5 so memorable.

https://youtu.be/gBBdN_-gSZc

Ok so I'm majorly requested to make summaries of the future chapters of the season 6 story, so I'm going to give a short summary of what the next chapter will be about. If you don't want spoilers, please avoid this.

Rarity has a new dress to advertise over at Canterlot Carousel Boutique, and she asks Sassy Saddles to model her in the dress for her. The show was so successful that Sassy is asked to model for Fashion Plate for his magazine, but that would also take time away from the boutique.