Because they're fun. Because it's not a school assignment. Because I'm not in school right now.

So, you guys all know my main schtick on this site, namely these dorks:

I write this more than CheesePie, what the hay?

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I'm just putting this up to pretty much sort out the segments of Brotherly Bonding Time. Each segment or "episode" as I'd rather call them, is pretty much a certain number of chapters that Cheese and Tomato spend in one place or in between destinations. I try to keep them in the range of 1-8 chapters per episode. It helps me keep track of where they are and what they're doing.

They are as follows (so far):

1. Leaving Manehattan (2 chapters)

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I can't believe that my first published fic in three months is a crackship between Sunset Shimmer and Principal Cinch, a character I hadn't even heard of before having the crazy idea to enter the Abacus Cinch x Sunset Shimmer Contest (September 1, 2021 to September 29, 2021.)

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Sorry I missed checking in last month. I don't know if life is as crazy for everyone right now as it is for me... but man!

I am writing in earnest again, a short fic about Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich and marital bliss.

A swampy breeze rustles through the decrepit brick apartment complex. It is late night, and it is still humid. Humming, a small black car pulls in and parks at one of the townhouses. Hooves clip on the pavement as a pony slouches up the stoop and fumbles through the door. It blinks at the sudden wash of light from inside.

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Even though my birthday was three weeks ago, I still got a present. Granted, my Mom ordered it online when I told her I wanted it, so...

Anyway, here it is! Just came here today.

Let's be honest, I'm not very interested in MLP merch. This guy here is one of the few things that interest me.

(I kinda want a Pinkie Pie to go with him now, but I've already asked too much).

Cheese Sandwich’s cutie mark kinda looks like an accordion.

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No pre-readers on this one, folks! Surely nothing will go wrong.

Source (YouTube Link)

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Heya Readers and fans of bi-sexual (and possibly sandwich sexual) shenanigans made manifest by a mostly female cast.

Dawn made an appearance in another story! And that story is rated mature because, yes there is sex (not with Dawn, sadly), and here it is! Six Feet of Pleasure .

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I have completed the first draft of a new short that I've been working on since... December? I can't remember now. I've been far too busy to keep track of details like that, but that does mean that we're getting closer to posting! I've got to take another pass at it to do corrections and flesh out some parts, but I'm happy with how it is shaping up!

So, anyone interested in the story of that time Pinkie Pie decided it was time to make foals, stay tuned!

I previously stated that I don't mind trying mayo flavoured ice cream, but this... is a whole new level of disgusting. 🤢

Oscar Mayer unveiled this atrocious item last year and I don't know if they stopped making them. Hot dog and ice cream don't go well together. What are they thinking?!

Some stuff from the synopsis and some other stuff:

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Minor spoiler warning for The Last Laugh.

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Ok...I had to post this,so,this technically happened at my cousin's school but hey!Who cares?

So,they were having Maths today,and their teacher was all;
'I don't give a s#@t about those kids anyways'
He was writting some Maths exercises on their board,so one student that was on the last row,gave another student a sandwich.
(The reason is still unknown)
That student was sitting near a window,and,when he was given the sandwich,he,now 'bear' with me:

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Suck it, and bask in some of the awesome ideas they've got scheduled.

Let it be known that on this April Fools' Day, somepony tried to pull a prank on Tomato Sandwich. It didn't end well.

CRASH!

Heeeeeerrrreeee's Tommy!

Who's ready for some April Fools' Fun?!

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I...do not like sandwiches.

I don't even eat them, at all. I won't even eat a slice of bread with butter and jam. Only bread-based thing I'll eat is toast or a breville.

This is an odd story that still doesn't make any sense to me, but it's short, so I'll get on with it. As with another personal hate of mine, this story stems from my time in primary school.

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