I'm thinking some random town in the middle of nowhere. Just stay away from Canterlot and Ponyville, get a simple job and marry some redneck pony, and you'll be fine. You will be able to avoid most of the crazy shenanigans that happen in the show. If you see the Mane Six, just run out of town for a while, then come back.

But what say you? Would you move to live in the middle of nowhere? Or would you take your chances in Ponyville or Canterlot?

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I don't do this a whole lot because frankly, I don't have much time to read these days, but I read something pretty great today. And by pretty great, I mean it actually made me feel sadness in less than 5k words. But, you know, a sweet and happy kind of sadness... Whatever that means.

The point is I read a story and really enjoyed it and you guys probably will, too.

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