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I meant to bring this up shortly after the last chapter, but since it seems to have been a sticking point for some, I thought I'd clear it up just before the release of the next chapter... tomorrow.

Clear what up, you ask? Well, one of the bigger talking points was the brief section of "Jigsaw Falling Into Place, Part 1," mentioning Celestia's lack of support for the telephone.

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Telephones.

Source

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Elden Ring is undoubtedly difficult--much harder than any of From Software's previous games.

That's all I needed to read to not waste my valuable money and free time.

If you find that kind of overwhelming, punishing, under-rewarding gameplay satisfying with absolutely no accessibility options for other types of players, then more power to you.

I just know I'm going to be disgusted with all the publications screaming "GOTY!" for the next ten months.

So I've completed Journey 6 in Elden Ring, and gotten the Frenzied Flame ending, bringing me up to 85% Achievement completion percentage. I have one more optional boss to beat which will require going into Journey 7, and a whole bunch of legendary loot to find for the last of the achievements.

The final boss took dozens of attempts and my successful attempt brought me down to my very last health flask.

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I am hearing so many good things about this damn game that I may break and finally try Elden Ring.

I have to be absolutely sure that the PC issues have been resolved, though.

http://waterferret.deviantart.com/art/Pony-of-the-Rings-Rarity-as-Legolas-557273284

Oops, forgot that I decided to share all the drawings in this crossover series here as well as DA. Heh.

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I have played nine 2022 games.

So what the hell, let's take a chance, and make it an even ten.

...but would you believe me if I told you I was under Medium Load with no talismans?

I have a shameful confession to make:

I've never read Lord of the Rings.

I've TRIED, but Tolkien's prose is...agonizingly slow for me.

Back in sixth grade, I read about a third of The Hobbit.

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LOTR Orcs from the Lord of the Rings are basically a race of savages. They are mutated elves, twisted into evil abominations created by the Dark Lord Morgoth. They enjoy cannibalizing each other and the taste of man flesh. They hate beautiful things and love killing. And by extension, I'm pretty sure the Orcs would love to eat the ponies.

Do you think the ponies should try reform these guys or simply kill them?

Child: "Maybe?"

Wife: "Would that be age-appropriate?"

Me: "I literally just walked in the room and have no idea what you two are discussing."

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How powerful would the nation of Rohan in Middle Earth be if they had MLP FIM ponies? Big enough to carry a human at least. Would they be able to significantly aid Gondor against Mordor and other forces of evil with their new highly intelligent cavalry units? (also earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns among the ponies ranks, and the rare alicorn) Also consider, the ponies might have romantic relationships with their human rider, so they would fight even harder. Rohan are the finest horsemen of

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So after updating two stories, I realized that after completing NG+7, reaching max level, and installing one mod, that I still have not gotten my fill of Elden Ring.

What to do now?

Why, try to do it as fast as possible, of course.

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Instead, I NOW have fiancée/editor! Yes, you heard right, I popped the ultimate question, and she.
Said.
YES!

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Oliver: "In the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, Aragorn's lower body wear is never described. Therefore, he never wore pants and you can't prove otherwise."

My response...

Aragorn sighed as he collapsed on the bench. "Finally," he said. "I've been on my feet all day."

"Such is to be expected of a coronation, particularly one of this scale," said Arwen, approaching.

Aragorn smiled. "It was a good coronation, though, wasn't it?"

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HELLO!

Ummm... what else do I type here? Don't look at me like that, I've never done this before. Well I guess I'll just write whatever comes to mind then.

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Amazon in Early Talks for Lord of the Rings TV Series

I've been waiting for a Lord Of The rings tv series for along time, I hope that Its about Morgoth, the first Dark Lord