The latest chapter

I really loved this chapter!

Give them some love, yeah?

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/404766/idol-hooves-and-the-deathly-tired-princess For those of you who prefer the link to the story and not the chapter itself

Edited to avoid possible spoilers

Firstly, context:

I bring this to your attention not only because it jives with my whole schtick, but also because it got me coming up with additional verses.

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One more news item I forgot to mention last night: Tzardok has translated some of my early cards into German! You can find them here. Massive thanks and props to him.

I mentioned this previously, but as Sirzi just publicly posted the art today on Deviantart (and it got featured on Equestria Daily), I figured I'd give it a shout out again.

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Hello, my lovely readers! I have a delightful surprise for you.

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... fanfic write you.

I think I have to finish this story before it finishes me

RB_ has posted some fascinating ideas about Fimfiction as a card game. You can see the concept outline here and some example cards here. It's a delightful concept, and I naturally felt the need to highlight it.

Commissions are currently open for Bevin Brand, former Equestria Girls storyboarder and half of the incredible team behind Empathy for the Devil and its related, equally great stories.

You can probably guess why I'm bringing her up...

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You may be familiar with Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student, one of the longest-running stories on the site. Well, one of the authors has a spinoff where the eternally frustrated (in every sense of the word) Twilight Sparkle of that setting gets transposed into other stories

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Hey folks, got another fun little romp for you, courtesy of
ShayMcSudonim !

Presenting: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/392648/idol-hooves-after-a-canterlot-wedding

I think he's done a fantastic job of keeping Idol's character, and it's always fun to see my crew in someone else's light.

Please, give them some love, folks! Keep the pellets flowing!

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It's always a delight when someone reads one of my stories. All the more so when they let me know beforehand. Many thanks to Skijarama for this one.

TNot My Rescuer (but not bad either)

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Drama
• Slice of Life

Rarity discovers a connection she never knew she had with another pony.

• Sex
• Rarity
• Spitfire

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TRecursive Affection Disorder

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Drama

Starlight tries to decide whether she should ask Trixie out the only way she knows how.

• Twilight
• Trixie
• Starlight Glimmer

HapHazred · 8.3k words  ·  209  19 · 2.5k views

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Near to my heart is the topic of Scootaloo's family. The poor filly suffers from Shrödinger's Family Tree; because we have next to no data on her home situation—we didn't even know if she had a home until Season 4!—it's entirely up to the author's interpretation. I like to think she has two loving (and living) parents, one of whom is Dizzy Twister, but that's sadly far from the norm for her.

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Story Shuffle was one of the more fun experiments I've done with ponyfic over the years: thirty-one oneshots, each based on a random Magic card. The Oversaturated World came from its portrayals of Sonata Dusk and the human Maud and Rainbow Dash. I really should do it again some time. But that's not why I'm bringing it up now

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I'm split here. On the one hand, I'm always flattered to see a reading for one of my stories. On the other...

Did it have to be the fart joke?

Long ago, in the distant days of 2015, I wrote a reaction fic to "The Cutie Map" wherein Discord delivered an ultimatum to a freshly deposed Starlight: Abandon your quest for vengeance or face the consequences.

"The Cutie Re-Mark" aired. I followed through on his promise, taking Starlight to a world of true equine equality, where the only legacy ponies left were the mass-produced love batteries that powered the changeling nation of Omnifaria. And that would've been the end of it.

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So I've got a few back-burner projects that are getting finished on Dragon Time — popping back up after slow-cooking long past the point at which mere mortals have forgotten them. Case in point: After … um … literally a year since my Never The Final Word open anthology of commentfics was last touched , I finally managed to set aside an all-nighter to dig through my submission backlog.

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You may have noticed a sizable influx of stories in the past few days, including my own Heir A-pear-ent. The due date for Tumbleweed's Springtime Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo arrived, and we all agreed to post everything at roughly the same time so everyone could find out who was assigned whom together. But I didn't write this blog solely for self-promotion.

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MrNumbers has been doing a screenshot Let's Play of XCOM 2 over in his blog, with the extra twist that all of his squaddies are based on his FIMFiction mates. He made the mistake was kind enough to include me in the roster, so I decided to liven up the proceedings by filing some after-action reports of my own. After all, someone's

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It has been said that:

As we all know, getting SS&E to write an overlong, overly purple, overly loquacious joke fic based on a joke in the cover of another joke fic is the very definition of 'making it.'

At least, I'm pretty sure that's been said. Its probably in the site FAQ somewhere. Or at least in a PM someone sent me.

Well, I, my friends, have finally made it.

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