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Jun
6th
2015

Cookies! · 5:01pm Jun 6th, 2015

In celebration of my newly founded group, The Cookie Crusaders, I publish my favourite cookie recipe! Eat it up!

Ingredients:
- 400g Fat (Butter is best)
- 400g Sugar, the finer the better, best are liquids like Honey or Maple Syrup
- 8 Soupspoons of cream

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May
30th
2023

Recipe: Black and Tan with Tannins, Black · 12:57am May 30th, 2023

Occasionally I'll invent a food or drink for The Only Mark that Matters and then wonder how well it would work in real life. I'm going to occasionally use this blog to post attempts to recreate recipes from the story.

First up is the Black and Tan with Tannins, Black, from chapter 60: The Community. It's a haphazard mixture of dark beer, light beer, red wine, and coffee. Radish wasn't impressed.


Recipe:

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Aug
22nd
2020

Send me baking recipes you recommend! - I'm in the mood for something sweet to try out! · 7:11am Aug 22nd, 2020

Ladies. Gentlemen. I require your input.

I want to bake so bad. I'm in the mood for cookies and / or brownies. Something sweet, as you do. I really want to try make something with chocolate or peanut butter as the base ingredient. I require satisfaction for the sweet tooth!

So, as such, I'm asking if anybody has or knows about any recipes they'd like to recommend to me to try out! I'll post pictures if I do it!

Jun
23rd
2017

Nachos · 3:55am Jun 23rd, 2017

So, in Episode 20, Silver's mom mentioned making nachos for dinner, and I thought it'd be neat to give my readers the recipe for said nachos!

Ingredients:

1 Bag of Tortilla Chips
1 Can of Refried Beans
1 4-Cup Bag of Colby Jack cheese

Optional:

1 lb. Ground Beef
1 Packet of Taco Seasoning

= = = = =

First, preheat your oven to 350oF.

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May
12th
2020

2 ingredients to make edible and body-safe fake cum · 1:54am May 12th, 2020

It's water and plain yogurt. Though it's recommended to use more yogurt than water to achieve the consistency of cum. I found the recipe from this blog post.

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Jan
24th
2021

EEeeee, happy bat (food news) · 3:00am Jan 24th, 2021

So, our household uses HelloFresh, and one of this weeks meals is Mango Tango Chicken Tacos.

EEEEEEeeeee Mangos!

Ok, maybe a bit meat heavy, but you can always use less. And mangos!

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May
22nd
2016

Cupcakes · 9:41pm May 22nd, 2016

Okay, so, this summer, I'm going to celebrate National Gay Pride Month by making gay pride cupcakes! I'll be putting the video on YouTube and posting photos of the treats on Facebook.

Jul
7th
2022

Easy-ass healthy-ish broccoli in the microwave mini casserole · 10:29pm Jul 7th, 2022

So I've discovered if you put fresh cut up broccoli at the bottom of a deep but medium small plastic bowl then cover it with torn up a couple times large bits of sourdough bread, then frozen chicken pre-sliced precooked, then a generous but not gratuitous layer of fresh I.E needs to be refrigerated Parmesan cheese, maybe a little bit of dried onions and garlic and some barbecue sauce, and put it in the microwave for 5 minutes, it's fucking delicious and the waters and oils in the other products

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Nov
20th
2016

Okay, this is an honest question... · 8:25am Nov 20th, 2016

Some of you may know that, aside from writing and hockey, cooking is kind of a passion of mine. Would you like me to share recipes and cooking tips on here? I don't really do it elsewhere. I don't want to clutter up your news feeds, but if you would honestly like some simple, inexpensive, but pretty fancy recipes, I certainly would enjoy sharing.
I know this is pony. This may not be the place I don't want to make your news feeds busier than I have to. So honest answers are appreciated.

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Feb
27th
2020

Character Blog: Pizza Party · 6:27am Feb 27th, 2020

Posted on Scuttlebutt, New Guardia's premier social media platform.
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Crazy Old Man

Doing a little cooking and thought I'd share.
Here's a simple Pizza recipe, feel free to adjust it and make it yours once you're comfortable with the basics.
What you need for the dough.
* 3-4 cups flour (420-560 grams)

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Jan
29th
2022

Story notes: The Great Applesauce Expedition · 4:37am Jan 29th, 2022

Inspired by going to the basement to get applesauce, which I jokingly called “The Great Applesauce Expedition of 2022.”

We all know who Noi is, and she’s adorable.


Source

Posted without pre-readers, because what could go wrong?

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Nov
26th
2020

Things I've made for Thanksgiving · 9:00am Nov 26th, 2020

Hey everyone. I want to apologize for the delay on the Shovel Knight stream. For reasons that I can't discuss, It'll be postponed to sometime next week. However to make it up to you all, I decided to share some of my recipes I use for Thanksgiving, since I'm fairly certain it's been canceled for you as it has been for me. Fuck you Covid. I will be sharing a little story associated with each recipe as well. So lets begin

Pumpkin Rolls with Cream cheese frosting

INGREDIENTS:

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Nov
30th
2014

Pie · 11:57pm Nov 30th, 2014

I spent Thanksgiving with my family, my Filly, and some old family friends. It was nice.

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Oct
10th
2015

Pre-Reader... No Longer Needed. Thanks! · 1:50pm Oct 10th, 2015

Hi, guys!

I'm happy with where the story is at. Look for it in the near future. Thanks!

Vivid

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Nov
21st
2016

How To Not Cook Like a Fucktard #1: Pencil's All-Purpose Dough · 4:23am Nov 21st, 2016

You guys asked for it and you guys got it! Blog posts about cooking and recipes... however, this was probably not what you were expecting for my first blog. Simmer down though (hah, cooking pun) because I did this for a very good reason. As far as recipes go, most people want to know how to do something extreme, hardcore, fancy, unusual, or fast. I'll get to that, believe me, but we're going to start with a simple thing that I use every single week of my life: basic dough.

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Sep
24th
2016

Every Little Thing She Does · 7:48pm Sep 24th, 2016

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic first impressions

S06e21 Every Little Thing She Does

by Obake

(SPOILERS!)

EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES

Bake at 350° F 22 minutes, let cool in oven 10 minutes...
Makes 1 square episode, 6x6x2

1 cup Lesson Zero
1 cup Castle Sweet Castle
2 teaspoons spiders
1 tablespoon rainclouds

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Dec
6th
2016

How To Not Cook Like a Fucktard #3: Taking Stock of Stock · 7:36pm Dec 6th, 2016

This isn't so much a recipe as it is general cooking advice, but it's useful to many recipes I talk about, so here we go. When you think of things you should always have in your freezer, you probably don't think of stock. Hell, some of you probably don't even know what stock is! Well, in this post, we're going to discuss what stock is, why you need it, and how to make it. And it's really REALLY fucking easy, so don't even worry.

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Mar
19th
2021

Recipe for Getting Divorced · 3:29am Mar 19th, 2021

The following is something that I have written in the story "Discord Teaches Philosophy: on Love," from the double chapters "When to Leave." The subject has to do with divorce and how they occur. I would like to hear your thoughts on this in terms of both fictional and reality (if you are comfortable in talking about it).


Recipe for Getting Divorced

Ingredients:

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Nov
25th
2016

How To Not Cook Like a Fucktard #2: Spinach Cheddar Potato Biscuits (muffins) · 7:59pm Nov 25th, 2016

For those of you who do not know, I have pretty severe anemia. Because of this, I'm always trying to slip spinach into my recipes. I'll add it to bread, soup, pasta, and so many other stuffs it can get a bit confusin. One thing in particular I make, however, is actually supposed to have spinach in it, and that's my Spinach Cheddar Potato Biscuits.

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Nov
1st
2015

His Recipe For Love submitted · 11:07am Nov 1st, 2015

For obvious reasons I meant this to be a Halloween story, but its unexpected complexity and length (it came out to 11,334 words, published in one long chapter because I wanted this to be the sort of story that built up inexorably toward its climax like a dark symphony, but divided into 12 subchapters of varying lengths because I did not want to confront readers with a conceptual wall of text) meant that I could not complete it until around 2:45 pm on the morning of November 1st. I'm sure that

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