At the store with my dad today, and I see pop rocks witch are my favorite candy. So I grabbed them and put them with our things. My dad looked at me and said"

You better not give any to your grandma

Me:

I won't. I don't even think they would make it home

Dad:

I know you would. You'll be like "Hey grandma, just stick these on your tongue

Me:

I'm not that evil. That's like changing a cats litter out with pop rocks.

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