Short Hand: Pinkie Gets an Upgrade · 8:06pm Sep 4th, 2020
Among the other artifacts of humanity in the Everfree Dump was, of all things, the fully armed and operational turret of an Iowa-class battleship, all three 16 inch guns intact.
And Pinkie Pie got to it first.
Pony: "Oh thank Celestia you're here Miss Pie! The children are getting restless! They tried to eat Shepherd!"
Shepherd: "Back! Back!"
Pinkie: "Time for the big guns!"
Pinkie Pie pulls out a field radio.