OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK.

SOOO I am on gun point by these new guys and their freaky red helmet eyes as they demand me to let send out a message in which-

SHUT IT!

ok..

Unfortunately this author or narrator of this story continues to blab on about this so call "Great hero" and all that.

But, clearly the two imbeciles had started warring each other over the benefit of the threat.

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Yes it's me Michael Ing, to anyone who knows me personally... well shit.

I might do stupid comedy stories or whatever in my free time, I wouldn't really be doing full-fledged sad stories, just short funny ones. But who knows, if I get a good idea for a full on story I might as well work on it.

Right now I'm planning on doing some small stories, like Twilight has some competition when a new filly comes to Ponyville and the two try to outsmart each other.

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There's somethin' commin...

Somethin' on the wind. ..

It smells like...

9k update.

Brace for impact

Am I the only one who likes the mainstream songs? Like, the new songs.

I mean, I see nothing wrong with them, they're quite catchy. And yet, some of my friends don't like modern songs at all.

Oh boy i heard that fim is going to be on its last season well interesting and of course when i grow the balls to start commissions heh well is there other fandoms you guys think i should write for?

After the Changeling Invasion and the wedding, Shepherd was trying to relax in the armor and weapons from the Ancient Human Archives he'd pilfered for the fight in a small, unoccupied room in the palace. After some time, Princess Celestia entered, sat down next to him, and began eating cakes too.

Shepherd: "... You okay?"

Celestia: "... Shepherd. Do you think I'm weak?"

Shepherd: "Huh?"

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It took some time, and to be honest, I didn't expect to get to this point. I have completed the entirety of Changeling Theory's first act with an astounding eight chapters. The word current count rounds-up to 40,000 words total, which is the most I've written in a story thus far. That said, there is much more on the way. That said, I will be taking a small break from the story because the last three chapters zapped a lot out of me.

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I just finished my hardest year of high school! I'm meeting people soon so I painted my nails pink! Just another week until PRIDE MONTH!!! So many fun things to do! The only downside is that I got my period and I get the most gut wrenching cramps I guess that's also a good thing though. Now that school is over, I can post those craft blogs without having to worry about plagiarizing my own shit! WHO WANTS TO BUILD A FLOWER

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.....I missed my own anniversary. I have now been on FIMfiction for a year and I've grown a lot as an author in such a short time. Hot damn.

Also, this is Marcbot2004. I just went through a small name change in spirit of Halloween and a new show I started watching.

So what does this chart mean?

This is showing that return on investment for one-year bonds is officially higher than ten year bonds.

This happening has predicted every recession of the last sixty years.

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Summer is upon us, and you know what that means. Free from the shackles of the educational institution, bored and attention-starved teenagers crawl onto the net in droves to socialize 24/7 and (often) get stirred up in all kinds of shit. Fimfic, sadly, doesn't have the good fortune to be exempt from it. I don't think we can complain too much, though. It does make for a lot of good material. Which is, of course, always nice.

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Previously, on The Hat Man's blog posts...

Hats: You guys want an Applejack chapter or a shipping chapter?

Readers: Applejack!

Hats: Okay.

A few Readers: And later on, more shipping! Twilight x Gadget is yummy!

Hats: Twilight x what now?

A few Readers: Doooo eeeeeet!

Hats: No! Look, you want it so bad, if one of you write a Twilight x Gadget fic, then I'll put it on my blog post, okay?

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Good news? Well, I sure got a nice big pile of likes! We're not even twenty-four hours into this thing and it's hit 34 likes. That's pretty decent! Far short of the feature box but not bad. A Gentleman's Price didn't feature on launch either and this story outpaced that one which only managed 32 likes over 24 hours.

Look... I tried.

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God, my friends are gonna be angry at me for this one.

But don’t worry! They’ll be angry, like. In a sexy way.

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GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

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