Due as much to difficulties on the editor's end as my steady depression; I so need to get away from a certain someone.

I doubt anyone cares any more, but I still mean to finish that darn story. Actually it is finished, my editor is just having problems getting it back to me.

Anyway, for some amusement, have a song! By oddball band Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, it's 'Nyarlathotep', a song in honor(?) of HP Lovecraft's nastiest creation, done entirely in Ancient Egyptian.

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Hey, all. Do you like fanfiction? Do you like Doctor Who? Do you like weird horror that is actually light comedy wearing a squid mask and struggling to pronounce Nyarlathotep?

I mean, if you're here reading the stuff that I write then you probably like at least one of those things.

So yeah, I made my first foray into fanfiction that doesn't involve ponies in any way whatsoever, and I guess it's pretty alright. Updates every other day. Description and link below.

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So, as those of you who have read my first story, 'We Should See Other Ponies,' may recall, I ended it with a throwaway line about how alicorns are basically eldritch abominations. What you may not realize is that I was entirely serious about that. I have very strong feelings about cosmic horrors, and like my strong feelings regarding pears, patchwork coats, jelly babies, and paradoxes, it can be traced back to Doctor Who.

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