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Dec
14th
2015

I wrote a shitty story · 9:01pm Dec 14th, 2015

No. Really. It's about poop.

At least now I never have to write a story involving feces ever again.
You could say I've gotten it out of my system.

Now, I'm going to go drink brandy and eggnog and cook.


-Pencil

Report anonpencil · 170 views · #scat #poop #gross #ew #never again
Nov
25th
2015

Because I will probably not get the chance tomorrow... · 9:30pm Nov 25th, 2015

Happy Thanksgiving, Americunts.
Happy Independence Day, Mongolia.
Happy Constitution Day, India.
Happy Water Festival Ceremony, Cambodia.
Happy International Cake Day, World.
And,
Sorry there's no hockey going on, Canada. You can blame us for this one.


-Pencil


P.S. New story soon. Or stories. Going to take someone's recommendation that I put my Twilight oneshit stories into a collection.

Mar
6th
2016

You call that a Hiatus!? · 5:41pm Mar 6th, 2016

As many of you are probably now aware, we have been deceived. I cruel trick has been played on all of us, and I, for one, won't stand for it. The release date for the first episode of season 6 has been revealed, March 26'th for those living under a rock or enjoying their lives, and the gap between season 5 and 6 is a lot smaller than we were expecting, something that makes me very angry. How dare they do this, the nerve of Hasbro, to call this a hiatus. It's four months. Four bucking months!

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Mar
13th
2017

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