Ducks are rapists, hamsters eat their babies, dolphins commit gang rape, bats rape each other during hibernation whether their different genders or not, koala bears are flea ridden vermin who want to rip your eyeballs out, and otters rape and drown each other, should I continue on my list of fucked up CUTE creatures :D
Female slugs don't have a vagina - in order to mate, the male has to literally stab its sword-penis into the female's body.

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It's not the sequel to The Implict Neighs you may have been expecting...

But it's the one that my muse insisted on. Make of it what you will. And if all else fails, blame Syeekoh.

Are any of you against a scary story? Something with Twilight as the main character? If so, please, tell me why. If you have any questions, go ahead and ask.

There may be some of you out there that might be wondering why "New Rev" is taking so long to update. Well, to be honest, the main reason it's taking too long is because of the ending.

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I was putting the final touches on the next chapter of this story when a thought hit me. Instead of me making this decision myself, I figured I'd ask you, the audience, which you'd rather have?

Would you want me to upload the remaining chapters one at a time or all at once in one massive update?

I don't mind either way. The choice is yours!

~Phantom

Hello, all. Just wanted to bring something to your attention ahead of time regarding "New Revelations".

Firstly, the next chapter is finished, but won't be up for a while. I'm trying my best to make the dialogue feel a lot less...forced, if you know what I mean. It may come off as odd, but what can I say; this story, which was supposed to be drawn out, has to be condensed to end quicker.

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horse noises

I'M WALKING HEAAAAH

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Not really, but this is both weird and hilarious to comprehend.

Oh glorious ridiculousness! Never disappear from the world!

A bit late given when I published the story, but writing another “ponies on Ravnica” story got me thinking: Whatever happened to all of the major threats to Equestria in a timeline where the pony nation got folded into a planet-wide city? Time to take a thought experiment and run with it.

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Glad to see people are enjoying Restoring Agency. Rest assured, One Day I Found a Multiverse in My Pajamas is more than half done. It's just that this idea blindsided me and I wanted to get it out in time for Valentine's Day.

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... and it's Equestria Girls porn because that's what I finished first

[Adult story embed hidden]

Enjoy nevertheless

GENERAL: The Prenches of Neigh Orleans are a relatively old family, born of an Equestrian-Prench Creole marriage during the 14th century YOH. They are outwardly very respectable: but they have their secrets, and a strange attraction for the sea. They have some marital connections with the Neigh Orleans Lulamoons (Trixie's maternal family) but no more recently than around YOH 1400.

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~Phantom Shadow

Rage Reviews is a NSFW group now, but I just did a substantial update after almost a year. I think those of you who have been following it will enjoy this one.

This time, it's a Brony-ized version of the infamous contract. Fifty Shades of Neigh doesn't include one, and obviously it needed to exist, so . . .

I wrote it.

So, I have a friend called Pegasub, and she just joined. I told her not to do that creepy thing where you follow people and say "HI FOLLOW ME BACK," and this is probably the one time she'll listen to me.

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Dammit, Pixelkitties! You and your PBM comics from 2013 have wrought this madness upon us!

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