"I see...I see...pain! (plucks a feather)"

"OW!"

"And anger. (rips off a chunk of silk)"

"How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!"

HE DINE AND DASH ME!! HE SIP AND SKIPPED ME!! HE CHEW AND SCREW ME!!

What?

He no pay for his four scorpion bowl!!

Oh great King Nod! Have no fear, Zig Zag your grand vizier is here!

"Beware for the-!"

"Just forget it."

"Aw please? I haven't said it in such a long time!"

"Oh alright but don't expect a big reaction."

"No no no of course not! *ahem* For the path you take will lead to certain destruction! Thank you very much."

(Haven't done this in a while)

A "Dark Age" indeed! Age of inconvenience-ugh!-no plumbing, no electricity, no...nothing-OH!! Oh hang it all! (Cough) h-hang it all-! Ohh now what? Now what? Leave off leave off!! You...you fiendish chain you!

Yes keep smelling! We shall catch ze human and then I will make
HUMAN!
POT!
PIEEEE!!!

"Oh he who dings the shell must pay~!

Answer on June 7th: Ferngully

"You've burnt all the food, the shade...the rum!"

"Yes. The rum is gone!"

"Why is the rum gone?!?"

RAAAAGGGH!! CRICK!Oi! TEN THOUSAND YEAAARS!

*singing* what can I say except we're dead soon, we're dead soon...

Alright twinkle toes. I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now!

Okay. *pulls out accounting machine* you got 17.5% in T-Bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds, carry the nine divided by the gross national product. Fortunately, funeral boquets are deductable.

ICE THIS DEADBEAT!!

"I can't help it Scowl, I still feel sorry for the poor wicked queen."

"SORRY?!? You're a bat! You're supposed to be BAAAD!!!"

"Baad?"

"Yeah! Mean, ruthless, cruel! Rotten to the core! *cough* like me! *coughs*"

"Nobody's perfect."

"WHOOOOOOOO!!! *coughs uncontrollably*"

"Ohh I gotcha, I gotcha! We're being intrepidacious-WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVA!!"

No I cannot do this! I will not! Oh what foul way for a bird to die! I do not want to get beak cancer! My lungs are blackened!!

OHHHH~! A pirates life is a wonderful l-l-life! You'll find adventure and sport but live every minuet for all that is in it! The life of a pirate is shooooOOORRRRT!! Oh the liiiiife-BANG!!!

Blows smoke Now let me see, where was I?

Since we're all stuck inside, I'll try to do one movie quote at the end of each week to keep us busy. Here's today's movie

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"

*Thunder crashes*

"Oh come on, ya scream like a girl! Do it like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhh!!

Been a REALLY long time since I did one of these.

"To the winner of this tournament...Goes the crown!" (Gets sprayed in the face with wine)

"You mean-you mean he'll be king of all England?!?"

Excuse me? Tch! are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here and now all of the sudden you're walkin' out on me?!? I don't think so, not right now! You're getting your wishes SO SIT DOWN!!!

Oh I forgot to tell you. I QUIT!! I resign! If it's perfectly in your ear, I am PRFOUNDLY outta here! And this isn't about money, I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill but hang around with elephants all day and try to keep your clothes clean!

*crowd laughs*

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These are your...

Children.

These are your children?

Yes.

And you're?

Peter-!

You're Peter?

Yes.

You're Peter?

Yes.

No!

Yes.

You're peter?!?

Yes. Is there an echo in here?