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Nov
17th
2020

It's ironic · 4:56pm Nov 17th, 2020

When writing Psychic Simian Insanity, I imagined Moody Doody sounding like Vincent D'onofrio's take on Wilson Fisk.

Turns out Vincent has a fear of monkeys:

https://screenrant.com/daredevil-vincent-donofrio-fear-monkeys-bizarre-twitter-thread/

Guess he won't be playing any psychic primates any time soon. :rainbowlaugh:

Unless gorillas are fair game.

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Oct
31st
2021

A cheeky reminder that I cancelled Psychic Simian Insanity · 8:13pm Oct 31st, 2021

For a story involving zombies and orange juice:

TZombie OJ
Hitch and Zipp drink orange juice that turns them into zombies.
Leondude · 1k words  ·  12  2 · 452 views

But for those that liked the mind-control elements of PSI, here's some compensation:

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Jan
4th
2016

Your Goals or Resolutions for the New Year. · 3:00am Jan 4th, 2016

People overestimated what they can get done in a day and underestimate what they can get done in a year.

What are you goals and plans for the new year? I'm curious.

May
22nd
2023

C R I N G E · 9:42pm May 22nd, 2023

Feb
6th
2017

Chapter 3 of On We Go out now! · 12:18am Feb 6th, 2017

Enjoy this short-ish chapter! And the new titles!

Nov
21st
2015

Pinkie and the Bear-Monkey · 3:44am Nov 21st, 2015

I just posted Pinkie and the Bear-Monkey, the last story in the Coffee Trilogy. Said trilogy was started by the aptly named Coffee Break, which was one of the first stories I felt was good enough for this site. Then, we had Sweet Sixteen (Thousand), which began my love for the Dazzlings and laid the ground work for LBS. Finally, we have Pinkie and the Bear-Monkey, something that should've come out months ago, but I only just now finished.

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Jan
2nd
2024

Monkey Wrench Ep3 - Us & Them · 12:33am January 2nd

Feb
2nd
2024

Monkey Wrench - Us & Them Outtakes · 2:46pm February 2nd

Jan
30th
2024

Monkey Movie · 9:38am January 30th

Apr
3rd
2023

Monkey Wrench - Soup (April fools) · 7:57am Apr 3rd, 2023

Apr
28th
2023

Monkey Wrench - Lythop Liberation · 7:28pm Apr 28th, 2023

Oct
7th
2015

The Confessions of an RV Parts Salesman · 9:54pm Oct 7th, 2015

Before we jump into things I want to apologize for being a lump when it comes to writing. It’s been over a year and a half since I wrote anything and frankly I’m not sure when or if that will change. I still have stories I want to tell but I’m too damn lazy with the down time I have to actually do it. I know, “excuses, excuses” right? I had someone follow me the other week and all I could think was "You poor soul."

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Oct
6th
2019

Nailed It! (Spoilers for The Big Mac Question) · 12:16am Oct 6th, 2019

Nov
13th
2021

TED Talk for Authors · 9:49pm Nov 13th, 2021

A talented self-deprecating author asked me if he had the talent to do the hard thing. This “speech” is what bled out of me. It applies to all authors and artists. It tackles writer’s block and everything that gets in the way of our art.

Civilization, society, and inculturation create a censor in... our... head.

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Oct
3rd
2016

Dear Diary · 1:21pm Oct 3rd, 2016

I'm relatively convinced no one reads these things, but it's kinda satisfying to write them anyways. It's an easy way to organize my thoughts, and also gives me an alibi for when the police come skulking around.

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Jul
26th
2016

Take Your Stinking Paws Off Me... · 1:08pm Jul 26th, 2016

...You Damned Dirty Ape!

Anyone felt the need to use this in a HiE fic?

(This query brought to you by this morning's Plague, Inc. game.)

Aug
9th
2016

Update on writing. · 12:32pm Aug 9th, 2016

So in my last blog I explained how I would write a chapter of the story that had the most requests. Well the top two were lust of mares and tradition and customes so to hell with it I will write both then get to work on other pieces. Lets hope I can motivate myself to actually finish these fucking stories.

Aug
18th
2016

A friendly reminder to all gym-goers · 10:31pm Aug 18th, 2016

Just wanted to remind all of you who go to the gym to be extra-careful when doing a new exercise that involves your hands. I was trying out some diagonal monkey bars and after climbing up and down twice, I noticed that the calluses on my hands were scrunched up in a way I've never seen before. I should have stopped, but decided to go up one more time. I did so, and when I landed I found that my calluses had been torn off

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Jan
24th
2018

2012: The Lemuracolypse - Part Eleven: Wish I Could Write a Song · 3:18am Jan 24th, 2018

Jul
23rd
2022

Monkey Wrench - The Ghost Egg · 10:37pm Jul 23rd, 2022

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