It has never come up before, but I have a secret to share: Mr. Darf and Mr. Horse Voice happen to live relatively close together—within fairly easy driving distance.

The funny part is that he and I have never spoken, in person or otherwise. But just as I begin considering introductions, he melts down completely and vanishes from the Internet.

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)

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Some lessons learned in this episode:

If you're going to be heating oil to deep fry a turkey, don't fall asleep while heating the oil and do it outside

If you drive through an active crime scene, the police will chase you

If you try to smuggle a knife in a loaf of bread onto a plane, you're going on a list

If you drop your pants on a flight and pee in the aisle, you're going on 2 lists

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)
B- (a good episode with numerous flaws but still rewatchable)

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I went 3 years and 8 months without catching it, but someone hacking and coughing without a mask in a small store overpowered the KN95 I was wearing and I came down with symptoms 2 days later. Remember folks, wear a mask if you have to go out and you have symptoms. You may save someone great misery or save a life of someone less healthy than you. You don't know, but you could be a hero. Right now, doing a final read before posting a chapter is beyond my strength. Fever's down at least, so very

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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