They're made out of meat marshmallow.

EThey're Made Out of Marshmallow

• MLP: FiM
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Marshmallow. They're made out of marshmallow.

• Crystal Ponies

Damaged · 1.4k words  ·  58  5 · 1.3k views

The slogan for Arby's is literally 'We Have The Meats'. How would hay crunching ponies deal with something like this? Who would be brave enough to eat there? Who would grow to love it? Who would faint and/or puke in gut-wrenching horror on the spot? Discuss.

I seen some stories where the ponies behave like screeching harpies over the fact that a human eats meat. As in overreact, and make such a big thing about it, and shun the human. We can assume the ponies have diplomatic relations with sapien minded species like the Griffons. I'm pretty sure the Griffons eat meat, and it goes without saying the Griffons are not going to kill and eat ponies.... because that would be idiotic, and would spark a war.

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When I got into this fandom, I more or less accepted that ponies were completely vegetarian as suggested in Pinkie's song in Over a Barrel.

But slowly as I read more and more fanfiction I saw bits that suggested the ponies (usually pegasi) eating fish. I remember just chalking this up to some variety in pony diet or the author not wanting to have their HIE character wanting to have to conform to a vegetarian society.

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https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/02/no-kill-lab-grown-meat-to-go-on-sale-for-first-time

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The “chicken bites”, produced by the US company Eat Just, have passed a safety review by the Singapore Food Agency and the approval could open the door to a future when all meat is produced without the killing of livestock, the company said.
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Twilight: "Come on, come on! Hurry up!"

Shepherd: cooking up the bacon "Geez, be patient Twi! Come on!"

Twilight: "Sorry... It's just so amazing... I can smell it and the meat is so amazing...!"

Shepherd: "Here." He sets it on a plate in front of her

Twilight: "Thank you!" She bites down... Chews... Bites and eats some more... "Oh no...!"

Shepherd: "What? Is it not good?"

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After Twilight returns from the Human World...

Shepherd: "So, it was another Earth?"

Twilight: "Yes, populated by humans but it clearly wasn't your planet. I'm sorry."

Shepherd: sighs and shrugs "I see... Oh well. So, did you enjoy yourself over there?"

Twilight: "Yes... I ..."

She looked back and forth around, and then at Shepherd when she was sure they were alone.

Shepherd: "You...?"

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So in a little while I will be publishing a short one shot random story titled "Meat eater". (You could probably guess the plot) anyway it isn't to be taken seriously (that's why the random tag is going to be there) all it's going to be is silly story based off an idea I had about the show.
I hope you will enjoy it...or be completely confused either way I win!

This is an argument I was having with some friends, apparently some people don't think that Fluttershy and Twi were eating veggie burgers n the cafeteria in "Equestria Girls." Here's the proof I eventually was forced to give them, showing two different options for burgers, one type looking distinctly more leafy and green than the other. It's a shame people didn't notice this, because it's clear the storyboarders paid special attention to this little detail.

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Dwalin: Where's the meat?"

I think it would go like this. It probably be the same case for many humans as well. I think it interesting to make the ponies vegetarian since it adds cultural conflict when interacting with humans.

I think it be good to see some more human and pony stories exploring this topic.

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Shepherd: *Sitting down to a meal with a cow... And it's steak*

Shepherd: "Er... You sure you're okay with this?"

Cow: "Oh yes. Circle of life and all that!"

Shepherd: "I mean, you knew this cow."

Cow: "Yes."

Shepherd: "And she was close to you."

Cow: "As close as enemies can get. Hurry up, she's getting cold!"

Shepherd: "..." *Slowly cuts a piece. Lifts it to his mouth. Takes a bite.*

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Picture yourself as Dwalin, a dwarf who loves da meat. Or in your case, a normal human in Equestria.

You are invited to a dinner party, but all you get is green food by your new pony friends. I think you're best bet, might be getting good friends with a griffon, then you might get da meat.

Carrion - the undead griffon, created by AlchemicalRainbow.

Hey Alchemical, would you mind if I gave Carrion the nickname "pincushion" just for the sake of a recurring joke about knives being stuck in him?

'Cause with how the special's coming along, he's pretty much gonna become a knife block for the rest of the characters.

Not for the squeamish.

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