List of Themes

• Consciousness and Romance as Parasite
• Isostatic Rebound
• Prions
• Stoicism
• The Paleontologists
• Teleology
• Archaeological Erasure

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Hi!

So, I made this kickass story based on another story.

It's a clopfic.

You should totally read it.

It has Rarity.

I'm out of witty comments on why you should like it.

Here's a picture of Lotus and Aloe as fillies.

You have diabeetus now.

Go read Abyss's fic.

That is all.

If you're on the lookout for everyone's favourite zebra getting off, I've got you covered!

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And, of course, friendly reminder that I am currently taking commissions. I'll make a proper blog/page on that soon, but in the meantime, feel free to get in touch if you'd like me to write you some slutty, smutty horse words!

Okay, so maybe I overreacted to the instant response to my most recent story "(Fat) Twilight Masturbates". I resubmitted it, and hopefully, the wait won't be too long.

Once again, I apologize, and I'll be sure to never do that again.

So I wrote a fic about it. Here it is:

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It's in the second person. I'm not really sure why. It just came out that way.

I thought I'd take the time to blog this one because it's a little different from my usual fare.

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You'll notice the 'sad' tag on your way in, if that isn't your cup of tea, you may want to give this one a miss. Otherwise, I sincerely hope you enjoy it. It was quite the experience to write, and I'm glad to share it with all of you.

...Look no further!

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I've tried to make this one a little more comprehensive and get into Twilight's head, let me know how I did!

The X Masturbates Group

Go join it.

Like, why haven't you already?

Go.

I'm not telling you twice.

Here's an Onix for your troubles.

Fabulous, isn't he?

Mmmh idk. At least it's not as obnoxious as past trend stories, but is it worth writing or reading one? Well as far as I know, most of them are averaging 1k words per story so they're a fairly quick read. However in terms of measuring it's quality, it doesn't quite stack up with most clop fics. When you read more and more of these fics, you'll start seeing more of the same stuff and it ain't quite as engaging. More or less the quality depends more heavily on the writer's quality and style

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I built another story, this time prompted by a random Skype conversation. While it started out as a parodic mashup of two recent bandwagons, it evolved into something different - and more.

I hope y'all enjoy it.

Tis the day for giving head to your significant other.

All for the price of a few measly chocolates.

Remember, boys and girls: 69 is more than fine, but take turns twice as often.

Brb, gonna jerk off and watch cartoons.

I am addicted to procrasturbation. The ADHD medication I take that helps me function also increases my libido and ability to focus on one thing for a very long time. You do the math.

I can't remember if I posted this song before, but if I have, well now you know what it's about.

Facsimile Friends
Bryan Chandler

Verse
Gm F
Intoxicating: the high of sweet surrender to the fact that you'll inevitably fall

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Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!

Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!

( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)

Sadly, neither do the authors on this site.

We're all well aware of bandwagons, and how they get annoying almost right away. Human In Equestria, Five Nights at Freddy's crossovers, Cosplayer in Equestria, something about peaches...

...and now we have a fad about writing about a character... masturbating.

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Yes, Stuck in Place is continuing it's zombie sex crazed adventures as Button Mash stumbles a dank secret and faces an unlikely opponent.

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... but we apparently had porn of this pony:

before we had porn of this pony:

Well, she was a bitch anyway. But someone may or may not write a fic in which she does funny things with pins.

Also, to be honest, the best pony of this episode was Maud 2.0:

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Revel at the creation of the prolific author EclipseFairy.

Presenting:
Fruit of the Moon

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Hey, so I have a new story coming out This Saturday
It's a Sunset x Wallflower One-Shot that I've been wanting to do for a while now
So get hype

And if you're not aware
I have a fan discord server now!
https://discord.gg/vM8UPuu
So if you enjoy my works then come and check it out
Chat with me and fellow readers

Apropos
The success of Letting Things Get Out Of Hand was nice
But it seems to have overshadowed the story I posted just days beforehand

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Ah, tis' been a lazy day today. Well, besides me somehow ruining the pool netting and my little bro smashing awooden statue while playing a game of 'kick the rubber ball into a wastebin'. Other than that, we're all about ready for home.

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